Bad names for a guy??(could contain adult language)

[KellyOh72]

I'm trying to think of "bad" names for guys. Nothing sexual if possible.

I have a friend that calls me names (just to be funny). So I wanted to start doing it back to him but cant come up with good ones or ones that might be considered sexual. (totally not what I'm going for here)

Help me out please!! Cuss words are fine. Just no "penis" stuff or reference to it.

[KellyOh72]

No one can come up with a non sexual name for a man??? Geez!

[ajswenson]

I will ask my DH in a mintue for you! LOL  However, I think most of the names they call each other DO referance the genitals or the butt.  You know, boys will be boys even when they are ADULTS! LOL

[KellyOh72]

Thanks! Everything I have come up with somehow references the word dick. lol

Quoting ajswenson:

I will ask my DH in a mintue for you! LOL  However, I think most of the names they call each other DO referance the genitals or the butt.  You know, boys will be boys even when they are ADULTS! LOL

[allurasmamma]

 

purple waffle tasting fish

glittering jew cat

talking bone hamberger pus

swatting beaner caked mak face

sticky bejesus hating glom picking muckluk

doll changing sushi bear

chocolate boobs human riencarnated as a printer in the afterlife

orange jafar masking romp dinner

smilling dainty

chris cross goat dater

mosh shaking sick man

face licking booby face

heart packing glissing trot

shish pancake and cave of boobs

youre nothing but a talk having over bending car shaver

watercrest asscrust sandwhich from Hilloglaphia

cunthead

jack waving doob

fast rocking tina jammer

face of fish

blunt tasting glitter mashing magic jellyfish

head of cathorse

goobey

flake head hitting oh wow

tampon roll at janin lavon's japanese grill

waki waki great hammer

du du pon!

horse f-cking dog

blue tanny

poo tana

laughing cradlekid

doobius tampon wisher and seller

goose hole

jewish sex learner

dam dam oi oi

frog eating ogre

flat mom at the theater

digity dash

hand in your pants putter

wooji

laba mamma from tacaland

weener burger at chillies

ding aling candle

goosepeople

lag a nag

up the hill angel humper

bluebird christmas singer

jing a jang, i'm laughing at ur huge bing a bang!

u are a stupid foot scrubbing mouthful of needles, you no good rat dancer!

i hate you, you f*cking lavish abu! (pretty offensive)

ariel in the land of forever and season-changing hell

crustmaster

u are nothing more than a ring of apolia conquered by the ancient doogywoods!

bagel with feces cheese/bagel with butt cheese and pus jam
from falayliana's german breakfast house (it's a bit expensive, but good food, if you're a gooseperson, that is)

u are a crusty zit. i hope the goosepeople get you!

boob chasing cat in my hat

go gridoculate yourself, homer rubbing ninny, you!

you are a big pile of...raw fish from a 100 year old used casket from the cemetary in burskaville

[allurasmamma]

 yes, i stole them.

[mommyoftwo103]

face licking booby face!

[KellyOh72]

umm not exactly what I was going for but thanks. =0)

Quoting allurasmamma:

 

purple waffle tasting fish

glittering jew cat

talking bone hamberger pus

swatting beaner caked mak face

sticky bejesus hating glom picking muckluk

doll changing sushi bear

chocolate boobs human riencarnated as a printer in the afterlife

orange jafar masking romp dinner

smilling dainty

chris cross goat dater

mosh shaking sick man

face licking booby face

heart packing glissing trot

shish pancake and cave of boobs

youre nothing but a talk having over bending car shaver

watercrest asscrust sandwhich from Hilloglaphia

cunthead

jack waving doob

fast rocking tina jammer

face of fish

blunt tasting glitter mashing magic jellyfish

head of cathorse

goobey

flake head hitting oh wow

tampon roll at janin lavon's japanese grill

waki waki great hammer

du du pon!

horse f-cking dog

blue tanny

poo tana

laughing cradlekid

doobius tampon wisher and seller

goose hole

jewish sex learner

dam dam oi oi

frog eating ogre

flat mom at the theater

digity dash

hand in your pants putter

wooji

laba mamma from tacaland

weener burger at chillies

ding aling candle

goosepeople

lag a nag

up the hill angel humper

bluebird christmas singer

jing a jang, i'm laughing at ur huge bing a bang!

u are a stupid foot scrubbing mouthful of needles, you no good rat dancer!

i hate you, you f*cking lavish abu! (pretty offensive)

ariel in the land of forever and season-changing hell

crustmaster

u are nothing more than a ring of apolia conquered by the ancient doogywoods!

bagel with feces cheese/bagel with butt cheese and pus jam
from falayliana's german breakfast house (it's a bit expensive, but good food, if you're a gooseperson, that is)

u are a crusty zit. i hope the goosepeople get you!

boob chasing cat in my hat

go gridoculate yourself, homer rubbing ninny, you!

you are a big pile of...raw fish from a 100 year old used casket from the cemetary in burskaville

[allurasmamma]

Have no clue then what your looking for! GL. 

[KellyOh72]

More like a 1 or 2 word phrase. Something like yo dickwad. But without referencing "dick".

Quoting allurasmamma:

Have no clue then what your looking for! GL. 

[KellyOh72]

Is douce-bag a sexual word? And did I spell it right? lol