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The Twelve Days of Christmas - CafeMom style....

Posted by

inspain

on Nov. 25, 2009 at 6:35 PM

Ruby Member

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Everybody sing!!!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: One oh-so"tacky" fake tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Two free turkeys. One oh-so"tacky" fake tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Three food stamp cards. Two free turkeys. One oh-so"tacky" fake tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Four un-circumcised penises. Three food stamp cards. Two free turkeys. One oh-so"tacky" fake tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Five extended rear-facing toddlers! Four un-circumcised penises. Three food stamp cards. Two free turkeys. One oh-so"tacky" fake tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Six Christmas ruining Atheists. Five extended rear-facing toddlers! Four un-circumcised penises. Three food stamp cards. Two free turkeys. One oh-so"tacky" fake tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Seven same-sex marriages. Six Christmas ruining Atheists. Five extended rear-facing toddlers! Four un-circumcised penises. Three food stamp cards. Two free turkeys. One oh-so"tacky" fake tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eight pierced-eared infants. Seven same-sex marriages. Six Christmas ruining Atheists. Five extended rear-facing toddlers! Four un-circumcised penises. Three food stamp cards. Two free turkeys. One oh-so"tacky" fake tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas. my true love gave to me: Nine breast-feeding three-year olds. Eight pierced-eared infants. Seven same-sex marriages. Six Christmas ruining Atheists. Five extended rear-facing toddlers! Four un-circumcised penises. Three food stamp cards. Two free turkeys. One oh-so"tacky" fake tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Ten SAHM's on PA. Nine breast-feeding three-year olds. Eight pierced-eared infants. Seven same-sex marriages. Six Christmas ruining Atheists. Five extended rear-facing toddlers! Four un-circumcised penises. Three food stamp cards. Two free turkeys. One oh-so"tacky" fake tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eleven late child support payments. Ten SAHM's on PA. Nine breast-feeding three-year olds. Eight pierced-eared infants. Seven same-sex marriages. Six Christmas ruining Atheists. Five extended rear-facing toddlers! Four un-circumcised penises. Three food stamp cards. Two free turkeys. One oh-so"tacky" fake tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve bitchy drama queens! Eleven late child support payments. Ten SAHM's on PA. Nine breast-feeding three-year olds. Eight pierced-eared infants. Seven same-sex marriages. Six Christmas ruining Atheists. Five extended rear-facing toddlers! Four un-circumcised penises. Three food stamp cards. Two free turkeys. One oh-so"tacky" fake tree!!!!

The only appropriate attitude for man to have about the big questions, is not the arrogant certitude that is the hallmark of religion, but doubt. Doubt is humble and that is what man needs to be, considering that human history is just a litany of getting shit dead wrong. - Bill Maher

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on Nov. 25, 2009 at 6:35 PM

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richardsgirl16

on Nov. 25, 2009 at 6:37 PM

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! lol

Ask me how I am a Stay At home Mom and still make money!! www.freedomathometeam.com/rachelweste to request all the great information! Great job for busy moms!

Christine0813

Platinum Member on Nov. 25, 2009 at 6:37 PM

OMG, LMFAO. Thanks for the laugh!

bouncing laughing rolling on floor

Samantha_1629

Silver Member on Nov. 25, 2009 at 6:38 PM

That is HILARIOUS!!!

Quoting Christine0813:

OMG, LMFAO. Thanks for the laugh!

briansmommy7143

on Nov. 25, 2009 at 6:39 PM

All these Cafemom style Christmas song remakes are great! lol.

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i.heart.rachel

on Nov. 25, 2009 at 6:39 PM

Aw thanks for including the same-sex marriages LOL

24 year old, God loving, non-vaxing, tutu making WAH momma to Jenelle, Gracelynn, and Sapphire. Girlfriend to Rachel (not wife, because apparently some people are AGAINST two loving, consenting adults marrying).

mommyoftwo103

Cora Munro on Nov. 25, 2009 at 6:40 PM

LMAO!! that was sooo funny! thanks for the laugh!!

treversmommy

Bronze Member on Nov. 25, 2009 at 6:41 PM

rotflmao that was awsome so cafe mom

rolling on floor

Im 21 year old, college student, part-time working,has a crazy silly 2 year old son named trever. Vaxing, sometimes cosleeping, tattooed, book reading, open mined mommy..