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Truth or Dare Post: OMG I might be preg..my husband is going to murder me

Posted by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:45 AM
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Ok so like 5 months ago I went out with the girls and got a little to drunk and i met this dude outside by the dumpster while I was smoking.Well one thing lead to another and now I am 6 months late.Do you think he could have knocked me up?I dont even know this guys name.Plus my husband has no idea.What am I gonna do?

Posted by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:45 AM
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myfoursonsks
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:46 AM

Don't worry about it.  Maybe your husband won't notice.  When the baby comes, just leave it on the doorstep and pretend someone dropped it off.

3earthangels
by Platinum Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:46 AM

Sounds interesting.... Good luck with that.

Jeiao
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:47 AM


Quoting myfoursonsks:

Don't worry about it.  Maybe your husband won't notice.  When the baby comes, just leave it on the doorstep and pretend someone dropped it off.


She could always paint the lawn flamingo to look like a stork too, and pretend to catch it in the act.

FL2AK
by Ruby Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:47 AM

Well I would guess that it would be your husband's since you went out 5 months ago and you are 6 months late.  I am guessing this is supposed to be a joke?

ballerina18
by Platinum Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:47 AM

Just give your new baby a cheese mustache and a peanut butter unibrow and everything will work itself out =P


I am an educated, breastfeeding (it IS best, there is nothing even close to that nutrition and bond), co-sleeping, extended rear facing (if you don't rear face to the maximum of your seat, you're NOT doing all you can to protect your child), baby wearing, Non spanking (I want my kids to respect me, not fear me) ANTI- CIO, cloth diapering, organic (chemical free household!) recycling, liberal, pro-choice, atheist mama to a beautiful two year old girl! My S.O. is my equal and my best friend, not my master and I believe basic health care should be a human RIGHT not a privilege!

amb_josh
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:47 AM

Ha

Debbie233
by Silver Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:47 AM

Have sex with him now & when the baby comes just say the baby was early.  No big deal. 


madmomof5
by Gold Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:47 AM

I doubt you're pregnant, I've heard you can't get pregnant from just doing it once... 

lovemymarine306
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:48 AM

hmmm...is this a troll?

6 months and you're just now thinking you might be pregnant?

                                  

tha-hawt-mommie
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:48 AM

did i miss something while playing cafe world?!

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