Truth or Dare Post: OMG I might be preg..my husband is going to murder me
Ok so like 5 months ago I went out with the girls and got a little to drunk and i met this dude outside by the dumpster while I was smoking.Well one thing lead to another and now I am 6 months late.Do you think he could have knocked me up?I dont even know this guys name.Plus my husband has no idea.What am I gonna do?
Well I would guess that it would be your husband's since you went out 5 months ago and you are 6 months late. I am guessing this is supposed to be a joke?
Just give your new baby a cheese mustache and a peanut butter unibrow and everything will work itself out =P
I am an educated, breastfeeding (it IS best, there is nothing even close to that nutrition and bond), co-sleeping, extended rear facing (if you don't rear face to the maximum of your seat, you're NOT doing all you can to protect your child), baby wearing, Non spanking (I want my kids to respect me, not fear me) ANTI- CIO, cloth diapering, organic (chemical free household!) recycling, liberal, pro-choice, atheist mama to a beautiful two year old girl! My S.O. is my equal and my best friend, not my master and I believe basic health care should be a human RIGHT not a privilege!
Have sex with him now & when the baby comes just say the baby was early. No big deal.

I doubt you're pregnant, I've heard you can't get pregnant from just doing it once...









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- kat247
on Nov. 26, 2009 at 12:45 AM