Truth or Dare Post: Genital herpes ... salsa ... toothbrush ... OH.MY.GOD!

[tha-hawt-mommie]

Hey all ... ok i went to the dr's last friday and told them ive been having this issue ... and on my vag it feels like ... this one time when my bf put salsa on my vag and licked it off ... (we ran out of flavored lubes! ha!) , and earlier i noticed i have a VMAIL on my cell , so i check it and the nurse said i have genital herpes!! YIKES!! but honestly i cant think how! me and my SO said we were abstaining from sex until were married in 2015. whats weird is i stayed at my dad's house (and his wife) last week and my brother kept asking for my tothbrush ... i figured he forgot his (damn druggies memories!!) so i told him use it whenever ... well he kept coming in and getting it! i counted the one night 8 times he brushed his teeth! hes on crack do u honestly care THAT much about ur teeth?! ... so what should i do? im sooo lost! me and my brother just started talking again bc he once sold my $800 shoes for $10! just so he could get a hit!! WTH?!

thanks in advance ladies!

[livingrlovesong]

Why would you let someone use your toothbrush? Thats just plain nasty. And salsa? I mean come on hun, don't you know that you can get an infection from things like that? And unless you stuck the toothbrush up your vag, I highly doubt you got herpes that way... you may want to make sure your BF hasn't been with anyone else. 

[PookaboosMom]

Please dont tell me you're using your toothbrush as a vibrator and letting your brother brush his teeth with it...I just vomitted in my mouth a little.

[mommy.of.3.boys]

Nam Nam Nam

Quoting PookaboosMom:

Please dont tell me you're using your toothbrush as a vibrator and letting your brother brush his teeth with it...I just vomitted in my mouth a little.

[night.magic]

Holy shit you're all over the place with this post and that is freaking disgusting!  

[kat247]

NICE...YA know the taco bell salsa doesnt burn as bad as the authentic mexican salsa..just a heads up.

[PookaboosMom]

Quoting mommy.of.3.boys:

Nam Nam Nam

Quoting PookaboosMom:

Please dont tell me you're using your toothbrush as a vibrator and letting your brother brush his teeth with it...I just vomitted in my mouth a little.

And there it goes, thank god I didn't make taco's tonight, the SALSA and chips might have ruined me....lmao

[iluvmypreemies]

Ok get the toothbrush soak it in bleach. Then Dip it in Tabasco sauce and scrub up in there. Get in there good that should kill all the germs.....You know what on second thought just do a handstand and have you SO pour the bleach in your crotch let it marinate for 30 mins and you should be good ma.

[tha-hawt-mommie]

oh really?! *putting on my grocery list* ... does it have chunks? he doesnt like chunky vag!

Quoting kat247:

NICE...YA know the taco bell salsa doesnt burn as bad as the authentic mexican salsa..just a heads up.

[livingrlovesong]

Quoting PookaboosMom:

Quoting mommy.of.3.boys:

Nam Nam Nam

Quoting PookaboosMom:

Please dont tell me you're using your toothbrush as a vibrator and letting your brother brush his teeth with it...I just vomitted in my mouth a little.

 

And there it goes, thank god I didn't make taco's tonight, the SALSA and chips might have ruined me....lmao

Shit. Im screwed.lol

[tha-hawt-mommie]

ok thanks!!! theres bleach in the car , gonna have to get that out and do it tomorrow ... we're going to familes houses for dinner 2morro , should i do it before?

Quoting iluvmypreemies:

Ok get the toothbrush soak it in bleach. Then Dip it in Tabasco sauce and scrub up in there. Get in there good that should kill all the germs.....You know what on second thought just do a handstand and have you SO pour the bleach in your crotch let it marinate for 30 mins and you should be good ma.