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I'm FAT! Need help now!

Posted by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 11:27 PM
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So ladies I need some advice..

I have been trying to loose weight for the longest time now and I just can't make those "rolls" go away!!! Any suggestions?

Here is a list of my favorite foods..

  1. Double Cheeseburger (I try to put light mayo on it)
  2. Cheesecake, I honestly can't live without this!
  3. CHOCOLATE! Enough said!
  4. French Fries (love dipping it in mayo)
  5. Bacon!
  6. Steaks
  7. Mashed Potatoes

Hm there is probably more but I'm sick and my brain hurts!

Any suggestions?













Posted by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 11:27 PM
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De_Chick
by Platinum Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 11:28 PM

Try eating a little later in the day..like right before bed and make sure you don't forget to drink alot of shakes. That should do it.


little.miss.mom
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 11:29 PM

Just take lots of ex-lax when you eat ;)

i.heart.rachel
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 11:29 PM

As long as you're drinking diet soda with every meal, I really don't see WHY you aren't losing weight!

24 year old, God loving, non-vaxing, tutu making WAH momma to Jenelle, Gracelynn, and Sapphire. Girlfriend to Rachel (not wife, because apparently some people are AGAINST two loving, consenting adults marrying).

charmgirl
by Bronze Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 11:32 PM

What are all the "Joke" posts about? I must have missed something.

SunnyJoJo
by Platinum Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 11:35 PM

well i'm stumped to... 

ok maybe if you put the bacon grease ON the mashed potatoes and then dip your fries in there instead of the mayo. That's probably healthier. I mean it's double veggie and a protien. right grease counts as a meat.


Our family is little and broken, but still good.

Sagely
by Gold Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 11:37 PM

You're not getting enough sugar.  Duh.

ashez121203
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 11:38 PM


Quoting charmgirl:

What are all the "Joke" posts about? I must have missed something.


Check out the post hour before toys r us black friday  truth or dare.

 

But maybe trying to put a bit of lettuce and tomatos on your double cheese burger might help offset your diet. 

beadingmom17
by Rachel on Nov. 26, 2009 at 11:40 PM

Didn't you know?  Just throw some lettuce on your burger and some cherries on the cheesecake and you're set!  Oh, and make sure to get a super sized diet pop with every meal...you'll drop that weight in no time! 

djemMama0725
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 11:41 PM

are you buying all this unhealthy stuff on PA??? geez, fat lazy PA people. Maybe if you only drink diluted water, that may help. whats good for your child is good for you, you should give it a try!!


" There will be an answer, let it be......" --Paul McCartney

IluvAsialots4
by on Nov. 27, 2009 at 12:10 AM

how could you be so stupid?!

you need to melt the chocolate first THEN dip the french fries in the cocolate and mayo. gosh! your doing it all wrong! ;)

Im.. a mother to Asia Sister to Rocco, Dylan & Roger, Aunt to 11 kids, a single mother, a AIDS & HIV+ supporter, a retired pothead, a sex lover, a new jersey resident and...I wouldnt change my life for the world <3

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