oh man this is freaking funny! Its amusing how ignorant people can be.
Now that Vancouver is hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.
Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.
Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions..
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night inVancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Momma to Avalon Grier. <3
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We are your typical hard working, punk rock listening,
vergetarian eating, rule breaking, world loving,
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I hope everyone can use a laugh!!
I nearly pee'd reading some of these joke answers!! lol
Momma to Avalon Grier. <3
Hopeless living, loving and laughing.
We are your typical hard working, punk rock listening,
vergetarian eating, rule breaking, world loving,
art creating, ever changing, always loving family.
Haha! Love it! I work at Epcot and have a few friends that work in the Canada pavillion (most of the people who work there are college students from various regions of Canada on a year program), they would get asked the most insane questions. Someone asked my friend Hailey "Where can I learn to speak Canadian?". They also received questions about mooses (sp?) and why they were so "in love" with them. WTH?! Lol.
That's great!!! This is my favorite-
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Mom of twins
Peyton and Mackenzie~11/22/04
I've been to Canada many times (I live near Detroit) and you wouldn't believe some of the questions that I've had from some friends who live in southern states :)
i so love this! this coming from a person who, sadly, will probably never make it to Canada, although I would love to. (I live in Louisiana, and don't travel much. Haven't been any farther than TN)
DeLaina, Wife of SPC Jonathan Craft <3, Mama to daughter Natalee Michelle- 17 months, and baker of one little bun in the oven-6 weeks!
HAHA! Wow I can't believe that!! HAHA! Thanks!!
I'm a young (but strict) independent Mommy of one (so far). I firmly believe in CIO, front facing, semi-vaccinating, ocassional spanking/time-outs, tough love! Nothing irritates this Mommy more than immature little girls wanting a baby so badly then NOT TAKING CARE OF THEIR OWN! You give us "Young Momma's" a bad name- and we don't deserve it.
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