Ode to Cafemom :0) ETA- Clarify ETA again

[djemMama0725]

Wake up at sunrise,

feed the kiddies, wipe the sleepys from my eyes

Grab that coffee,

2 sugars 2 creams, Kiss the hubby

school, backpacks, lunches please

Close the door, now i can breathe

Should I do the dishes? I vaccuum the floor,

that should be enough for today,

Cafemom here I come, lets see whats in store

my browser wont work

my wireless internet stick has ended up in the sink

all of this before i could even blink

2year old is running rampant

all i want is my Cafemom Damnit!

Check my email, talk to some friends

ok ok , no more I M's

Click the address bar, im on my way

to get my drama fix for today

C-a-f-e-d-r-a-m- oh no thats not it

my bad, Cafemom.com, now its fixed

Come, come on....hurry up and load

Another Norton update is slowin my roll

Click click click, now theyre all gone

Now hurry hurry get to cafemom.

My browser just closed, computer is froze, have to restart,

information overload

ARRRGG why cant it go my way?

NO cafemom??? NO WAY!!!

push the button , boot it up

fresh start, NOW im on my way

Off to Newcomers i go,

Its foodstamps, living rooms, and florida has snow

Strippers are whores/?? what are you kidding

ohh, and the newbie, she wants to start knitting

A babys on the way, Congratulations to you

you cant afford christmas???  boo fricken hoo

Her husbands deployed, another hates the military,

a child swallowed a quarter....relax its not that scary

Swine flu runs rampant, obesity too

Your child just stuck their hand in superglue?

The headache is coming , DH is calling

Dinner, baths bedtime, I'm on it

What is this, are you frickin kidding?

Its not right to spank a child ?? OK OK , no more hitting

I promise i swear , to the Cafemom gods....I will i will

I will beat the odds

Hubby is off to bed....come on, come on lets get busy he says

I'm on my way i say

with a kiss and a wink

Just one more post PLEASE?!?!

Its a good one, shes a bad mom

cant figure out how

she would let her child pet a cow?

OK its over im done

I'm saying goodnight.

ta ta for now Cafemom

and to all a good fight :)

 

sound about right???? for all my favorite ladies :)

 ETA-- this is meant in NO way to hurt anyones feelings. Just some randome things that go on here that i find funny.  There was no intention to put down ANYONE at all.

 ****the christmas quote was not meant to be cruel at all. its going along with the "cant afford kids dont have them theme" that runs VERY RAMPANT around here. this is meant to be fun, and if anyone takes offense to it im sorry. I feel very bad for the people that cant afford christmas or holidays for their kids, and would NEVER put anyone down for it. I would never wish that on anyone******

[mommy.of.3.boys]

All in all, it was funny, and oh so true!

BUUUUUUUUUUUT - That Christmas line was callous and wrong imo.

[djemMama0725]

Quoting mommy.of.3.boys:

All in all, it was funny, and oh so true!

BUUUUUUUUUUUT - That Christmas line was callous and wrong imo.

it wasnt meant to be mean...

[PrOuD_fL_MoMmY]

SUPER CUTE:)

[heatherann0221]

that about sums it up. I do agree though, the christmas one is a little bit of a low blow. Maybe it's something someone else has said on here. In which case, that was pretty mean that someone would say that.

[katiegirl]

Quoting mommy.of.3.boys:

All in all, it was funny, and oh so true!

BUUUUUUUUUUUT - That Christmas line was callous and wrong imo.

I agree, it was cute, but that line, wow, I was shocked, thought it was rude.

[PrOuD_fL_MoMmY]

SHOULD YOU REALLY HAVE TO CLARIFY? I MEAN ITS OBVIOUSLY JUST FOR FUN..SO ANYONE ONE WHO HAS A PROBLEM WITH IT JUST HAS A PROBLEM IN GENERAL:)

[littleluvkitty]

lol

[maryb311]

I liked it, even the Christmas line and I am one of the ones who can't afford alot for Christmas!! (I didn't post it though lol)

[Chaotic_Rayne]

 I liked it! Cute!

[djemMama0725]

Quoting Chaotic_Rayne:

 I liked it! Cute!

thanks mama :)