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Posted by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 12:50 PM
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 Here is one we can all relate
> to...! .....lololololololol
> rj
>  
>  
> Poem to MOM  
>  
> > My son  came home from school one day,
> > With a smirk upon his face.
> > He decided he was smart enough,
> > To put me in my place...
> >
> > 'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
> > that's taught by Mr. Wright?
> > It's all about the laws today,
> > The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
> >
> > It says I need not clean my room,
> > Don't have to cut my hair
> > No one can tell me what to think,
> > Or speak, or what to wear.
> >
> > I have freedom from religion,
> > And regardless what you say,
> > I don't have to bow my head,
> > And I sure
> >  don't have to pray.
> >
> > I can wear earrings if I want,
> > And pierce my tongue & nose.
> > I can read & watch just what I like,
> > Get tattoos from head to toe.
> >
> > And if you ever spank me,
> > I'll
>  charge you with a crime.
> > I'll back up all my charges,
> > With the marks on my behind..
> >
> > Don't you ever touch me,
> > My body's only for my use,
> > Not for your hugs and kisses,
> > that's just more child abuse...
> >
> > Don't preach about your morals,
> > Like your Mama did to you.
> > That's nothing more than mind control,
> > And it's illegal too!
> >
> > Mom, I have these children's rights,
> > So you can't influence me,
> > Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
> > Better known as C.S.D.'
> > 
> Mom's Reply and
> Thoughts
>
>  > Of course my first instinct was
> > To toss him out the door.
> > But the chance to teach him a lesson
> > Made me think a little more.
> >
> > I mulled it over carefully,
> > I couldn't let this go.
> > A smile
> >  crept upon my face,
> > he's messing with a pro.
> >
> > Next day I took him shopping
> > At the local Goodwill Store.
> > I told him, 'Pick out all you want,
> > there's shirts & pants galore...
> >
> > I've called and checked with C.S.D ...
> > Who said they didn't care
> > If I bought you K-Mart shoes
> > Instead of those Nike Airs.
> >
> > I've canceled that appointment
> > To take your driver's test.
> > The C..S.D. Is unconcerned
> > So I'll decide what's best. '
> >
> > I said 'No time to stop and eat,
> > Or pick up stuff to munch.
> > And tomorrow you can start to
>  learn
> > To make your own sack lunch.
> >
> > Just save the raging appetite,
> > And wait till dinner time.
> > We're having liver and onions,
> > A favorite dish of mine.'
> >
> > He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,
> > To watch on my VCR?'
> > 'Sorry, but I sold your TV,
> > For new tires on my car.
> > I also rented out your room,
> > You'll take the couch instead.
> > The C .S.D. Requires
> > Just a roof
> >  over your head.
> >
> > Your clothing won't be trendy now,
> > I'll choose what we eat.
> > That allowance that you used to get,
> > Will buy me something neat.
> >
> > I'm selling off your jet ski,
> > Dirt-bike & roller blades.
> > Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
> > It's in effect today!
> >
> > Hey hot shot, are you crying,
> > Why are you
> > on your knees?
> > Are you asking God to help you
>  out,
> > Instead of C.S.D..?'
> >
> > Send to all people that have teenagers, have already
> raised
> > teenagers,
> > have children who will soon be teenagers or those who
> will
> > be parents
> > someday OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH
> >
> >
> >
> > MOM (Mean Old
> >
>  Mother)
>

            




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by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 12:50 PM
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luckypenny720
by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 12:53 PM

 

I have always loved this !


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ladymarvn
by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 12:58 PM

My kid has pulled that I don't have to do what you tell me too.  I tell him look all Dad and I have to do is clothe you, feed you, send you to school, and put a roof over your head.  Now unless you want your toys, video games and allowance to go away you better rethink that attitude. I'll be more than happy to get money off of selling everything. He knows I mean business too.

I am a good enough mom.  My opinions on parenting tactics change minute by minute depending on my mood and the situation.  I feel if the kids are still alive and fed by the end of the day I've done my job.  I am a Goofy Goober (see the Spongebob Movie). I believe in singing and other things that embarass your children. When my kids say I'm the meanest parent ever I take it as a compliment.  I've often yearned to box up my kids and ship them to Timbuktu.  I feel the best thing about having kids is reliving childhood.  I have a career and I'm proud of it.  You can mess with me and get away with it but God help you if you hurt my kids.  We are all flying by the seat of our pants with nothing but love to guide us.

m0ml0v3s2
by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 1:04 PM

hey thats great how do I save it to my pc I wanna share it w/ my mom my lil bro is 16 lmbo and this would so do her some good

mommam58122
by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 1:17 PM

highlight, right click copy then open word notepad or something like that and right click and click on paste and save it 

            




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kathyshelton
by New Member on Dec. 14, 2009 at 1:26 PM

 i've read this before but i still love it. i've raised 3 boys so we went through several of these issues. they tried to tell me one time they would call CDS on me. i handed them the phone and told them to go ahead, i would dial the number for them. they never called because they knew it would be for nothing.

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