Greatest sex conversation wth my 17 year old son LMAO
I just got home. Went into my bathroom and sitting on the counter is one of my toys and some lube. WTF!!!! The only one that could have put it there was my 17 year old son.
So I called him and this is how the conversation went
Me: Really? That's crossing a personal private boundary you don't want to be in
Him: Laughing mom I thought it would be funny.
Me: Funny? You crossed a line Tylor. You are now in a personal bubble of mine you have no business being in
Him: I saw a bag sticking out of your drawer and wanted to know what it was. Can you hide it better? I don't want to knwo you have those things. Still laughing
Me: Keep laughing kid. I don't think its funny that I can't stay moist during sex and have to use lube. Thanks for the slap in the face.
Him: OH mom i don't want to hear about stuff liek that.
ME: WELL KEEP SNOOPPING IN MY ROOM AND I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE PLACES THAT THINGS BEEN! Sure hope you washed your hands.
Him: gagging betweens laughs
And mom gets the last laugh. Little shit. When he gets home it will be a long talk about respect and personal space. I'm sure he's embarassed as hell. We are pretty open with each other and can talk about almost anything. My DH is livid about it. Thankfully he isn't here to handle this one LOL
whoowee thats a good one!
haha! he is gonna be sorry he got in your drawers, hes going to have nightmares lol...
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on Feb. 8, 2010 at 10:31 PM