Man, I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end!
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate
when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have
cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.'
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.. There
were some laughs and more martinis.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who
were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her
friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with
AIDS.'
The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty
retreat.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your
friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that?'
'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after
I'm gone.'
And THAT, my friends, is what is called,
'Putting Your Affairs In Order.'
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected
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on Feb. 9, 2010 at 2:14 PM