to fart or not to fart

[Monica208]

I have a friend who claims she never farts... I dont believe that for one bit.  I think EVERYONE farts... I don't get why some girls try to deny that they do... so do you admit to farting or not?

[MamaBloom777]

I think I would die if I never did.  That would be painful!!!

[lilahsmommie]

I do. But I try not to in public (ex grocery store) I hate walking down an empty isle and smelling a fart! lol

[CeeLee85]

that's physically impossible!  everyone has to fart she's full of it!  i said fartoholic LOL and i totally think farts are funny and they make me laugh lol

[Monica208]

lol... i always said i cant wait till i get real old... cause at my supermaket the elderly always let them rip while walking in the supermarket... its like babies they dont care and i think at that age ppl are more understanding lol

Quoting lilahsmommie:

I do. But I try not to in public (ex grocery store) I hate walking down an empty isle and smelling a fart! lol

[Monica208]

thank you!!! she got angry and was agruing with me...  i dont get why people wont admit it.. its natural

Quoting CeeLee85:

that's physically impossible!  everyone has to fart she's full of it!  i said fartoholic LOL and i totally think farts are funny and they make me laugh lol

[ninipanini]

 My guess is those who "Don't Fart" are self delusional.  LOL

Or maybe they don't eat fruit, veggies, beans or whole grains.  They can cause gas, but if you eat them regular the frequency is reduced.

BTW I'm a fartaholic.

[TinaN64]

I voted "Other" because "fartaholic" implies all the time every day.    My favorite is the "sneaky" one.... I'll go to the store with my daughters, we'll walk around, I'll cut a silent one, then walk away.  LOL  They get so aggravated at me!  LOL

My 12 year old is a "girly" girl.  I'll fart at her and she'll just say..."Really, mom...I mean REALLY"....  LOL  It's just too funny.

[MrsReesca17]

My grandmother swears she never farts.  I've heard it.  She's lying.

[MrsReesca17]

I once heard a woman shitting in her pants.  She had diarrhea.  She was old and delusional.  I wanted to vomit.

Quoting Monica208:

lol... i always said i cant wait till i get real old... cause at my supermaket the elderly always let them rip while walking in the supermarket... its like babies they dont care and i think at that age ppl are more understanding lol

Quoting lilahsmommie:

I do. But I try not to in public (ex grocery store) I hate walking down an empty isle and smelling a fart! lol

[Di-a-na]

i guess they just mean, that they dont do it in public.. or whereelse excepf of toilet