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Post Turtle...Hehee

Posted by on Mar. 20, 2010 at 3:20 PM
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While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president. 

The  old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."

Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, 

 
What's a "Post Turtle?"

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a  country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." 

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there in the first place."

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crazymama0286
by on Mar. 20, 2010 at 3:22 PM

Wow that sounds more like bush than Obama. Especially the second time around.

calcalmommy
by Platinum Member on Mar. 20, 2010 at 3:25 PM

Haha, if you say so...

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by Chicken Nugget on Mar. 20, 2010 at 3:27 PM

 haha First time to ever hear this one.

torttia
by Gold Member on Mar. 20, 2010 at 3:28 PM

I think it applies more for bush.

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by Platinum Member on Mar. 20, 2010 at 3:33 PM


Quoting torttia:

I think it applies more for bush.

Again, if you say so, but I've yet to see something important O has accomplished....

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SuperPookie
by on Mar. 20, 2010 at 3:42 PM

I heard this joke from my Mom just yesterday :).

Kimora_neko
by on Mar. 20, 2010 at 3:48 PM

lol/ good one!

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