Anybody got a hole deep enough to bury my DH in?

[Christy644]

I'm gonna kill him in his sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are potty training the 2 year old. I set a timer for every ten minutes. When the timer goes off we go to the bathroom. If he pees right on!!! If not oh well. Try again in ten minutes.

I was in the middle of making dinner, the timer went off. I asked DH to take him potty. He took him into the bathroom and asked him if he needed to go. Little man said no. So DH let him go back to sit on the couch.

I was unaware that he didn't sit on the potty until after the fact!

I paid a lot of money for this beautiful microfiber couch. And of course there is now a HUGE pee spot on it. I asked if DH actually had him sit on the potty when he took him. "well no he told me he didn't have to go."

HE'S 2 YOU JACKASS!!!!!!

So it;s my fualt there is pee on the couch because I snapped at DH for not doing what I asked. Yup my fault.

Asshole.

[MommyOfFive2010]

Use Rubbing Alchohol on it. It will get out the smell and dry up the pee in no time!! GL

[Christy644]

Is that safe for microfiber suede? I hope so!!

Quoting MommyOfFive2010:

Use Rubbing Alchohol on it. It will get out the smell and dry up the pee in no time!! GL

[lex07]

I think youre being a bit dramatic. Every ten minutes is a little excessive. Get some resolve and clean the couch. Big Woop.

[Sassy762]

 nope but I will help you dig one, lol

[ReadyorNot]

And again I say, the story of a man......  LOL.   Want some help digging that hole?  I've been there plenty of times...they just don't think is their problem, we have to do that for them, and if we fail to do that at any moment, then all results become our fault....learn it, accept it, live it.....   

[Bird16_J]

omg i would rub the hubby's nose in it like a puppy and banish him to live outside lol I would freak out on him too. I hope that the spot comes out! I know I use that spray stuff with resolve in it for laundry and it works great! I hope you can get the spot out!

[Christy644]

It's not so bad when it isn't your couch or DH being stupid huh

Quoting lex07:

I think youre being a bit dramatic. Every ten minutes is a little excessive. Get some resolve and clean the couch. Big Woop.

[czchtaclo13]

Your too funny....Id be mad too.

[lovemykids0303]

If you can be here in the next 15 minutes.  I just started digging a hole for my neighbors dog if she don't shut the fu#k up, she is gonna go in it.  I can wait on you to bring DH, though.  As far as the couch, if you don't buy a new one with the life insurance, just wipe it down, soak up the pee and use a washcloth with some vinegar on it.  =) 

[Christy644]

OMG that's funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quoting Bird16_J:

omg i would rub the hubby's nose in it like a puppy and banish him to live outside lol I would freak out on him too. I hope that the spot comes out! I know I use that spray stuff with resolve in it for laundry and it works great! I hope you can get the spot out!