Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl.
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said,
'I am the President of the United States.
Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, $200.'
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.
He then asked the redhead...
Her reply was,
'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,
my pants as low as my wages,
Get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in,
and keep it rising like the price of gas,
Keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and
screw me the way you have retirees,
Then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent !'
how come the red head gets to be the smart one and the brunette is the cheap one?? haha
The pic is a little red head with roses
Quoting CeeLee85:
as a brunette i am completely insulted. are you racist against us brunettes?
Quoting southernjess3:
how come the red head gets to be the smart one and the brunette is the cheap one?? haha
totally just kiddingwhat was the pic supposed to be it didn't come up for me?
I'm a brunette too..haha...
Quoting CeeLee85:as a brunette i am completely insulted. are you racist against us brunettes?
Quoting southernjess3:
how come the red head gets to be the smart one and the brunette is the cheap one?? haha
totally just kiddingwhat was the pic supposed to be it didn't come up for me?
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on Mar. 21, 2010 at 10:48 AM