What should I do with this penis I have?

[myfoursonsks]

 If you woke up tomorrow morning with a penis, what would be the first thing you would do with it? 

No joke, I would see how fast I could make it spit. I always wanted to know what it feels like for a man. 

[krystlzd3]

Take my morning piss while standing, lol

[Moomoo76]

Probably go and pee, i just woke up! lol :)

[luv_my_xiya]

 i would go to the dr and get it removed...i dont think they are cute at all

[ItsBethy_4180]

Quoting Moomoo76:

Probably go and pee, i just woke up! lol :)

[myfoursonsks]

 I guess I better go pee first...I don't want to have to experience that after jizz pee that don't want to come out. lmao

Quoting krystlzd3:

Take my morning piss while standing, lol

 

[sweetcherry_59]

I'd whack off....I have always wondered about that

[Mama2lilGarrett]

 Id either masturbate or pee hahaha.

[smurfbitebug]

 I'd tell my husband to get ready because it's my turn lol i'd also want to know how it felt.

[xXxLillithxXx]

 I'd hope I had morning wood to see how easy/hard it is to pee with a boner. Then I'd wack it and jizz all over the place.

[myfoursonsks]

 Conditioner or lotion? 

Quoting sweetcherry_59:

I'd whack off....I have always wondered about that