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Memo:cussing on cafemom ***New TOS rules***

Posted by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:06 AM
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Memo: Cussing on cafemom

It has been brought to cafemom team's attention that some individuals throughout the cafemom community have been using foul language during the normal conversation with their fellow moms.

Due to complaints received from some cafemomers who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings
when communicating with your fellow cafemomers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative “TRY SAYING” phrases has been provided so that proper
exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you should try harder.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a ball-busting b__ch.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can do that.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do t his?

4) TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh__ing me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the post.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f______ problem.

8.) TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.

10) TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f____ didn’t you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING: She’s not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: She’s got her head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, mamam?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

13) TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I’m busy.

15) TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This group sucks.

17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?

 

18 ) TRY SAYING: She’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a B__ch.

 

Thank You,
cafemom team

But they didn't mention siggies!!! LOL

LOL you have been PUNKED!!!!

by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:06 AM
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KYLIEAARONMOMMY
by Crazy Chris on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:08 AM

 April fools!

jothra
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:09 AM

LOL, I'm not sure this can be implemented hehe.

AliciasMommy
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:09 AM

 Well darnit i can't find the sweat pea i'm looking for but i can see this gettin deleted

AliciasMommy
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:10 AM

 yea haha should've known my mom had a card at work kinda like this

night.magic
by Chicken Nugget on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:11 AM

 Oh hell! lmao

JAJA_Steele
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:12 AM

 fuck shit ass cunt bitch damn - now suck it

night.magic
by Chicken Nugget on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:13 AM

 I'm in deep shit if I gotta learn to speak proper on this site.

JAJA_Steele
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:15 AM

 

Quoting night.magic:

 I'm in deep shit if I gotta learn to speak proper on this site.

 That sure as hell makes 2 of us.

 






 


julls04
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:16 AM

o wow...there goes all my posts!

Quoting JAJA_Steele:

 

Quoting night.magic:

 I'm in deep shit if I gotta learn to speak proper on this site.

 That sure as hell makes 2 of us.


glitterteaz
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 9:39 AM

 bump

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