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Burned on the stove--with pics **EDITED**Again

Posted by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:13 AM
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Here is our April fools jokes for my boy's schools. They are going in saying they were burned by the stove...you have to get burned really good to bleed! Ah they love it!

***1st update***

Freaking ETA shizzle peeps....don't ask a question, just assume, ok? it looks great on you, right next to stupid. (ok that was totally rude, but kinda funny so I left it there).

Anyway, the bandages don't look very real, I know their teachers personalities (they will get the joke), if not, the teachers know me well enough to call, my children are terrible liars and will smile the entire time they say they were 'hurt' then blurt out "APRIL FOOLS" as soon as possible. If a school called CPS before looking at it on April fools, they are idiots. ALSO it is 11:30 here. If there was a problem I am sure they would have called.

***2nd update***

Alright drama mommas, I wanted to give you an update...it is 6:55 and I have my crack pipe collection all organized and ready for CPS, but they are a no show so far.

The boy's teachers got a kick out of watching all of the kids oogle over these "injuries." You know how kids think scrapes, cuts, and such are sooo cool and want to know how it happened, did it hurt...so on.


 


Proud Army Wife to Josh and mother to 3 beautiful boys...
Hayden David June 2001
Brodie Nicholas December 2004
Seth Justin July 07, 2009

by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:13 AM
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SugarGuru
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:14 AM

uh oh...may not be a good idea...what if the teachers calls someone on you because both of your kids are burned???

lexismum03
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:14 AM

 haha thats funny but around here you'd be lucky if somone didn't call CPS on you...its call first then ask questions...

-2kids4me-
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:14 AM

Do you think  the teachers might frown upon that?

mobilemom0608
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:14 AM

 they will probably call CPS or something... I wouldn't do it

chelleybeans
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:15 AM

 When CPS is called I will be laughing

TessB
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:15 AM

Well they are both very terrible liars. They both walked into school with HUGE smiles on their faces...it will take about 1/2 of a second for everyone to figure it out...fun though!

Quoting SugarGuru:

uh oh...may not be a good idea...what if the teachers calls someone on you because both of your kids are burned???


 


Proud Army Wife to Josh and mother to 3 beautiful boys...
Hayden David June 2001
Brodie Nicholas December 2004
Seth Justin July 07, 2009

sxylilmom
by Supergirl on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:15 AM

I would maybe do that to my hubby, not to the school! They could call CPS or make a whole big deal about it.

TessB
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:16 AM

Thank you so much, too kind, too kind.

Quoting chelleybeans:

 When CPS is called I will be laughing


 


Proud Army Wife to Josh and mother to 3 beautiful boys...
Hayden David June 2001
Brodie Nicholas December 2004
Seth Justin July 07, 2009

luv_my_xiya
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:16 AM

 that is def not a good april fools joke

-2kids4me-
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 11:16 AM

Make sure your home is immaculate just in case. 

Quoting mobilemom0608:

 they will probably call CPS or something... I wouldn't do it


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