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What goes around comes around.. karma is a bitch.. if life gives you lemons..

Posted by on May. 23, 2010 at 2:28 AM
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What are your life mottoes? Things you actually believe no matter how cheesy and cliche they sound?

Mine are the ones in the title and "it is what it is"

~I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe~

 

~The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard~

by on May. 23, 2010 at 2:28 AM
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hautemama83
by Nichole on May. 23, 2010 at 2:29 AM

 Yup thats mine too! "It just is what it is" lol

MsDean
by on May. 23, 2010 at 2:30 AM

There is always a silver lining.

A door shuts and a window opens.

 

 

tiggerabba
by on May. 23, 2010 at 2:30 AM

my aunt used to always tell me: you can beat your meat, you can beat an egg, but you can't beat your meat with an egg beater...........................

acaisha
by on May. 23, 2010 at 2:31 AM

LMAO I like your aunt..

Quoting tiggerabba:

my aunt used to always tell me: you can beat your meat, you can beat an egg, but you can't beat your meat with an egg beater...........................


~I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe~

 

~The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard~

Tracie1984
by on May. 23, 2010 at 2:40 AM

"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."

Luciano de Crescenzo

“The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about."- NA

"Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning."- NA

Stitchxx
by on May. 23, 2010 at 2:48 AM


Quoting tiggerabba:

my aunt used to always tell me: you can beat your meat, you can beat an egg, but you can't beat your meat with an egg beater...........................

Hmm.  *Runs off to test this theory*

.....

.......

...........*husband screaming*

tiggerabba
by on May. 23, 2010 at 2:49 AM

she also told me: you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose............

Quoting acaisha:

LMAO I like your aunt..

Quoting tiggerabba:

my aunt used to always tell me: you can beat your meat, you can beat an egg, but you can't beat your meat with an egg beater...........................



iluv2meow
by on May. 23, 2010 at 2:50 AM

i like lemons... jest sayin...

Love2Bugs
by on May. 23, 2010 at 2:52 AM

 if life gives you lemons , squirt someone in the eye .....

Lately i have been saying it is what it is, just going through a lot i cant change right now so it all is what it is gotta move on :)

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hopinforanother
by on May. 23, 2010 at 2:57 AM

If you sprinkle when you tinkle...be a sweetie, wipe the seatie!

(this applies to those that hover in a public restroom...please wipe the seat when you are done!)

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