Now that I got you all in here, this is actually pretty funny.
JAIL VS. NURSING HOME
This is something to think about...
Let's put the
Seniors in jail, and the Criminals in a nursing home.
In
jail, the Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies,
and walks,
they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental
and medical
treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money
instead of
paying it out. Not much, but at least something.
They would have
constant video monitoring, so they could be
helped instantly, if
they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a
week, and all clothing
would be
ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check
on them every 20 minutes,
and bring their meals
and snacks to
their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that
purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight
room,spiritual counselling, pool, and education, simple clothing, shoes,
slippers, and pajamas.
Legal aid would be free,
on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise
outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a P.C., T.V.,
Radio, and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of
directors, to hear complaints, and the guards
would have a code of
conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.
The Criminals, in a Nursing
Home would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised.
Lights
off at 8 pm, and showers once a week. Everything would have to be
paid for and
complaints would be handled by an Aide that doesn't speak English.
They would
live in a tiny room, and pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope
of
ever getting out.
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- JSVDP
on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:20 AM