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If THIS doesn't start drama!

Posted by on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:20 AM
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Now that I got you all in here, this is actually pretty funny.



JAIL VS. NURSING HOME

This is something to think about...

Let's put the Seniors in jail, and the Criminals in a nursing home.
  
In jail, the 
Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies,
and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental 
and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money 
instead of paying it out.  Not much, but at least something.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be 
helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. 

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be 
ironed and returned to them. 

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals

and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. 

 They would have access to a library, weight room,spiritual counselling, pool, and education, simple clothing, shoes, slippers, and pajamas.

Legal aid would be free, on request. 

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. 

Each senior could have a P.C., T.V., Radio, and daily phone calls. 

There would be a board of directors, to hear complaints, and the guards 
would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to. 

 

The 
Criminals, in a Nursing Home would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised. 

Lights off at 8 pm, and showers once a week. Everything would have to be

paid for and complaints would be handled by an Aide that doesn't speak English.

They would live in a tiny room, and pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope 
of ever getting out

 


by on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:20 AM
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lovelyy504
by on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:22 AM
I agree!
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JSVDP
by on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:22 AM

BUMP!

nas2326
by on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:22 AM

It's sad but true.

kiralyn
by on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:24 AM

Wow, interesting perspective.

indianamom1985
by Gold Member on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:24 AM

SOOOOO True..... SAD But true!!

JSVDP
by on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:24 AM

My mom sent it to me, and I have to say I agree

justgg
by Ruby Member on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:26 AM

 great idea

jojosmama1228
by on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:28 AM

 that would be soooo funny!!!!

jessigarrett
by on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:29 AM

WOW LIKE OTHERS HAVE SAID SAD BUT TRUE

lilywitch
by on Jun. 3, 2010 at 2:29 AM

I've worked in nursing homes, and this is sadly often true. Only one I worked at actually gave a damn about their residents. It hurts my heart to see the elderly so abused and neglected.

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