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God is Busy

Posted by on Jun. 27, 2010 at 7:32 PM
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GOD Is Busy

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college
courses between assignments. He had completed missions
in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor
who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD!! if you are real
then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly
15 min." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am
GOD, I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What
in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting
American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

The classroom erupted in cheers!

by on Jun. 27, 2010 at 7:32 PM
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mommyofagirl06
by on Jun. 27, 2010 at 7:33 PM

awsome! love it! thanks for sharing

lovingwifey
by on Jun. 27, 2010 at 7:34 PM

I read that before, made me lol.  I think that is one of my favorite things I have ever read. 

Mia055
by Bronze Member on Jun. 27, 2010 at 7:35 PM

 I like that!

Kimora_neko
by on Jun. 27, 2010 at 7:38 PM

lol!

WhitleyLyles
by on Jun. 27, 2010 at 7:39 PM

I am laughing right now-- I love it!!

mrsjones2207
by Platinum Member on Jun. 27, 2010 at 7:40 PM

 I always LOL when I read that....NICE!

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