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WANNA LAUGH?!?!?!

Posted by on Jul. 25, 2010 at 1:23 AM
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#1: 
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.


#2:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."


#3:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.


#4:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. 
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter. 


#5:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". 
I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clean clothes with me." 
Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. 
So, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" 
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An older couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh hey'd ever had!


#6
This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow, but don't get any? We had a female news anchor who,the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they
were laughing so hard!


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Mommy4000
by Gold Member on Jul. 25, 2010 at 1:26 AM

I've seen these all before, but they are still funny

my3littlebabies
by Bronze Member on Jul. 25, 2010 at 1:33 AM
Lol very funny
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Lala06
by Bronze Member on Jul. 25, 2010 at 1:42 AM
Lmao never saw these oh man !
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amyjosh8687
by on Jul. 25, 2010 at 1:44 AM

BUMP!

Crazy-Steph
by Ruby Member on Jul. 25, 2010 at 1:54 AM

True story -  I walked into the GameStop and asked them how much a used Playboy ran.  I meant Game Boy.  Hubby just started cracking up.  LOL

supergirl62488
by on Jul. 25, 2010 at 1:58 AM
Lmao those were great!
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MsJoa
by on Jul. 25, 2010 at 2:16 AM
I'VE DONE THAT TOO, LOL!!


Quoting Crazy-Steph:

True story -  I walked into the GameStop and asked them how much a used Playboy ran.  I meant Game Boy.  Hubby just started cracking up.  LOL


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mommaboudreaux
by on Jul. 25, 2010 at 3:11 AM

LOL

anarmyslove
by on Jul. 25, 2010 at 3:19 AM

Haha omg the one with the little boy and the farts has my son written all over it lol. I was trying to read that to my dad and was laughing so damn hard i almost couldn't make it through reading it to him lol.

RiversMommy746
by on Jul. 25, 2010 at 3:27 AM

Lol good thing I am not further along I could have made the baby come early. LMAO I am crying!

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