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No one needs to leave the house to get a husband anymore....

Posted by on Aug. 7, 2010 at 10:07 PM
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Name: Jeb 
Hi there ladies, pick me. I'm itchin' to start a new life in an exciting place. I got bought by some lady in London, but she didn't like me, so I'm back. I like mini golf, stock cars, video games... and long walks on the beach. but there aint any beaches around here. 
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My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don't have to touch a lot. 
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I am a bit of a paradox. I am a very laid-back man who is also an insatiable adrenaline junkie. I live for the moment... work hard, play hard, and can then chill with the best of 'em. As a 23 year old balding man I'm in a hurry to find love. 
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Location: Wisconsin, USA

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It aint official or nuthin but the ladies used to call me Dr Love. After a string of bad luck, I'm looking a get me a good woman who's got some dough. 
Location: Southside Chicago, USA

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Location: Manitoba, Canada

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Location: Linz, Austria

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Name: Earl 
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Location: West Virginia, U.S.A.

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Name: Mike 
Ladies, I have a lot of love to give. I will be starting a new life shortly and want you to be part of it. I am very romantic and in very good condition,.. but I won't be available for about 18 months, but I'm happy to write letters. I'm up for parole next month, so I'm hoping to be available sooner. 
Location: Pelican Bay Pen, USA

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Name: Rueben 
You know what I mean by rocks my world, it's when laying next to one another on a Caribbean beach, staring just past your feet, at the edge of the blue sea, without the need for a single word, as no words could possibly describe how you feel. THIS DESCRIPTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PRETTY PICTURE WITHOUT YOU. 

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Replies (1-10):
AnitaVersion2.0
by on Aug. 7, 2010 at 10:09 PM

 MOVE ASIDE LADIES!!!  *shoves her way through to get at 'em*

MIA0223
by Ruby Member on Aug. 7, 2010 at 10:09 PM

No thanks, I would rather leave the state even to find a guy than this site, lol!


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WhitleyLyles
by on Aug. 7, 2010 at 10:12 PM

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

angie729
by Ruby Member on Aug. 7, 2010 at 10:12 PM

Dammnnn...cant decide what one I want..they are all such a good catch!!

WhitleyLyles
by on Aug. 7, 2010 at 10:12 PM

Ya'll dare me to e-mail one of them????? LMAO

mamajmm81
by on Aug. 7, 2010 at 10:13 PM

yes i dare ya lol

MIA0223
by Ruby Member on Aug. 7, 2010 at 10:14 PM

Lol! Do it!

Quoting WhitleyLyles:

Ya'll dare me to e-mail one of them????? LMAO



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splatz
by on Aug. 7, 2010 at 10:14 PM
Bahahaha!
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LaDanseuse
by on Aug. 7, 2010 at 10:15 PM

LOL

absolutely love the mug shot of the first one... at least it LOOKS like a mug shot

WhitleyLyles
by on Aug. 7, 2010 at 10:15 PM

OOOHHHH-- which one?

I was thinking maybe the one that would be availabe in 18months to start  a new life....

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