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I pimp my husband so I can stay home. *Update*

Posted by on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:39 PM
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I pimp him out.  They pay him, I get 90% off the top...he gets 10%.  And in turn I get to stay home with our kids.

Yes ladies, this is a joke.  I hope no one REALLY thought I was pimping out my husband....ewww.  This is an analogy that I used on him today that he didn't think was too funny. lol  Think about it.  I send him off to work everyday.  They use him and abuse him however it a previously agreed upon fashion.  He brings home his paycheck and I get 90% (sometimes more) of it because I am the one that pays bills, runs errands, and generally does the finances. lol                                     !

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by on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:39 PM
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Snoop420
by on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Hahahajahaha
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JENNY052686
by on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Ummmm ......No comment!
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EricaG87
by on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:40 PM

*snortgiggle*

aiyess
by Gold Member on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:41 PM

Do you have a purple suit, a fancy pimp hat and a cane?  That would be awesome if you did :)

dueoctober809
by on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:41 PM

 wish i could do that!

LittleMomma13
by on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:42 PM

that's how you work it!

cowboygal
by Gold Member on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:42 PM
Hahaha. Never heard it like that before.
anetrnlov
by on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:42 PM


Quoting aiyess:

Do you have a purple suit, a fancy pimp hat and a cane?  That would be awesome if you did :)

No but I think I should invest in one.

bluerose26
by on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Are u serious?
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gg.tx.mama
by on Sep. 21, 2010 at 10:43 PM

Um. Ok. Lmao!

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