I pimp my husband so I can stay home. *Update*
I pimp him out. They pay him, I get 90% off the top...he gets 10%. And in turn I get to stay home with our kids.
Yes ladies, this is a joke. I hope no one REALLY thought I was pimping out my husband....ewww. This is an analogy that I used on him today that he didn't think was too funny. lol Think about it. I send him off to work everyday. They use him and abuse him however it a previously agreed upon fashion. He brings home his paycheck and I get 90% (sometimes more) of it because I am the one that pays bills, runs errands, and generally does the finances. lol !