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Get that out of your MOUTH!! I just wiped your brothers butt with that!

Posted by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:30 PM
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 So, since I have had kids I have found myself saying some CRAZY things....

What are some of the things that you have said that after you said it you were like WTF?!! lol

Obviously the title is one of mine....

Another is, "we pee in the TOILET not on THE CAT!!"

This should be good for a few laughs! :)

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by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:30 PM
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sh2991ba
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:32 PM

LOL someone did this a couple weeks ago, but it's fun and drama-free (so far) so I'll join in the fun!!

"No, please stop!  Those are mommy's boobies, you don't need to see them!"

(My DD is 13 months old and has just discovered pulling peoples shirts at the neck to take a peek down there.)

vin1020
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:32 PM

Great topic! Here is one I used this morning.

"We don't shove champagne grapes into our ears..."

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:33 PM

Don't lick the cat's butt!

snugglesaurus
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:34 PM

"please don't stab your brother"
My 3yo was poking her little brother with a plastic sword, lol.

I've also found myself saying with exasperation, "PLEASE put your underwear back on."

amanda_norris60
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:36 PM

no you cant put your hand in the toilet while your brother is peeing in it!

ds is 22 mths and loves going to the bathroom with other ds who is 5 but he kept trying to stick his hand in the flow of my 5yrs pee! ewwy!

xoxoARIEL
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:37 PM

LOL

WhiteTigerLily
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:38 PM

 My daughter has done this, and we have now banned her from even going down the hall whilemy son is peeing LOL!

Quoting amanda_norris60:

no you cant put your hand in the toilet while your brother is peeing in it!

ds is 22 mths and loves going to the bathroom with other ds who is 5 but he kept trying to stick his hand in the flow of my 5yrs pee! ewwy!

 

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amanda_norris60
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:39 PM

yeah my older ds has to run to the bathroom and shut the door really fast to keep the baby out!

Quoting WhiteTigerLily:

 My daughter has done this, and we have now banned her from even going down the hall whilemy son is peeing LOL!

Quoting amanda_norris60:

no you cant put your hand in the toilet while your brother is peeing in it!

ds is 22 mths and loves going to the bathroom with other ds who is 5 but he kept trying to stick his hand in the flow of my 5yrs pee! ewwy!

 


sweet.lil.mama
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:39 PM

"no, stop putting cars down my shirt" he likes to put his hotwheels down my shirt lol

"get your hand outta your poop" yeah he likes to do this when i change his diaper UGH

dlnimo
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:39 PM

"Don't smell the dogs behind!"  My older dog is having some gas issues and Ava loves to see if she is stinky and puts her face right up there! Ewwwwww!!

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