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Dear baby inside of me (a letter to my unborn child)

Posted by on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:17 PM
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 Dear baby inside of me...

 You have been in me for 17 weeks now... AND I ALREADY WANT YOU OUT!!!!!!!  I want to be able to eat normal food without getting sick!  If you continue making me sick-- all you are going to get from me each day is 2 flintstones chewables, a soft pretzel, and frosted mini wheats. Seriously.  You've been here for 17 weeks and I cannot even THINK about foods with flavor. Your father brought me home some Ferrero Rocher and I almost threw up! Not cool little baby... those are my favorite. Then the sad thing is that the only things I can drink are soda or juice. Water tastes gross to me.  I wish you would just let me drink water. That would make me happy.  But, I would like to thank you for letting me stomach an ever-so tasty bowl of plain white rice with nothing on it.  Oh and while we are at it... I would LOVE to be able to poop.  With the amount of fiber I'm getting from frosted mini wheats I should be pooping like a normal person... but noooo.  I feel like there is over 5 lbs of shit stuck in me. *sigh* But in all seriousness, I love ya like crazy. I just need a break for a few minutes lol.

Loooooooooooove,

Mom

 

 

 

 

(lol, and you all probably thought this was gonna be a sweet letter)

 


Clara or Niklas


by on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:17 PM
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Mandiii04
by on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:25 PM
Bump!
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Branchuchan
by on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:36 PM
Dear Bas,

You are now 37w and 1d. You are cooked. Please come out. I am tired of the constant heart burn despite what I eat, even after I take medicine for it! Even though I have accepted my waddle, I'd like to walk normally again. Please find a way to come out before too long so that I can have my body back!

I love you with all my heart, but consider this your official eviction notice!

Love,
Mommy

(Lol!!!!!!)
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Mandiii04
by on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:37 PM
Lmao! Niiice!
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kitty8199
by Ruby Member on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:38 PM

lol

I had a facebook status not too long ago that just said

dear baby, please get out of my ribs, thank you

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:39 PM

lmao

MumaSue
by on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:42 PM

Awwww but mom you are supplying the hormones that making you sick ........

canegirl0700
by on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:44 PM

LOL that is cute. I almost didn't open this because I thought it was going to make me cry.

Mandiii04
by on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:53 PM

 

Quoting MumaSue:

Awwww but mom you are supplying the hormones that making you sick ........

Yeah Yeah Yeah........  sticking out tongue

 


Clara or Niklas


Mandiii04
by on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:53 PM

 

Quoting canegirl0700:

LOL that is cute. I almost didn't open this because I thought it was going to make me cry.

 It's making me cry. lol.  But I'm the one who can't poop. That would make anyone cry.

 


Clara or Niklas


canegirl0700
by on Dec. 31, 2010 at 8:54 PM

I remember those days. Have you asked the dr if you can use enemas?

Quoting Mandiii04:

 

Quoting canegirl0700:

LOL that is cute. I almost didn't open this because I thought it was going to make me cry.

 It's making me cry. lol.  But I'm the one who can't poop. That would make anyone cry.


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