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When did you crawl up my vag???

Posted by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 2:14 AM
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Inevitably someone on here knows what's best for everyone else, so please do tell me how you know I didn't need an emergency c-section? Were you in my vag checking things out? Perhaps you also know, from being up there, what birth control method might suit me best.

Seriously, how can anyone make a blanket statement like "no one needs a csection".

Is your baby alive? Good! Mission accomplished, who gives a sh*t if you had a csection or squatted in a pool of mineral water while humming show tunes?
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oceanus407
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 2:15 AM
I shouldn't tried the show tunes.....it may have helped
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Jsmommy0528
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 2:15 AM

sidesplittinglaughterOMG soo true

abstractmommy
by Ruby Member on Feb. 9, 2011 at 2:17 AM
I've heard rumors that you should stay away from "Rent" if you want a pitocin free birth.

Quoting oceanus407:

I shouldn't tried the show tunes.....it may have helped
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marmie41
by Silver Member on Feb. 9, 2011 at 2:17 AM

Did you see her siggy, she is better than us, that is how she knows. 

abstractmommy
by Ruby Member on Feb. 9, 2011 at 2:19 AM
I am mobile so I did not have the pleasure. I assume she knows that studies say feeding baby with your own blood is actually healthier than breastfeeding.

Quoting marmie41:

Did you see her siggy, she is better than us, that is how she knows. 

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katesager
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 2:19 AM

I agree! People need to mind their own buisness, and not act like know-it-alls, and like they are better then everyone else because they did it naturally, or they breastfeed, or whatever it may be!

JAJA_Steele
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 2:19 AM

 I am queen queef - knower of all vagi's - yours was sooooo uncalled for :-)

punkiesmomma823
by Member on Feb. 9, 2011 at 2:21 AM
whos siggy ? i must have missed something lol .... and are show tunes something new.... next time i a have a baby those are something i really need to try...ive had 3 c sections....
abstractmommy
by Ruby Member on Feb. 9, 2011 at 2:21 AM
As was yours...you shoild have simply communicated telepatgically for your baby to slide the other foot out then descend slowly while imagining a tranquil beach scene.

Quoting JAJA_Steele:

 I am queen queef - knower of all vagi's - yours was sooooo uncalled for :-)

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Jersey_86
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 2:21 AM
lol some people are just ignorant
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