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CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

Posted by on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:46 PM
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man

In WW2 Chuck Norris pointed his fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG. The plane burst into flames and crashed.

When Clark Kent goes into a phone booth, Superman comes out.  When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.

If you add Chuck Norris to your friends list on FB, all your other friends dissapear. You don't need them anymore.

"He who shall not be named"  is not Voldemort. It is Chuck Norris but JK Rowling was forced to change it because she was threatened with a Roundhouse Kick if she did not.


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by on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:46 PM
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carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:50 PM

When Chuck Norris was born the only person that cried was the doctor.

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:50 PM

Never slap Chuck Norris.

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:51 PM

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

brittanyjo85
by on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:51 PM

 Chuck Norris does not mow his grass.  He stares at it and dares it to grow.

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:52 PM

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he listens to a song.

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:52 PM

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:52 PM

LMAO

Quoting brittanyjo85:

 Chuck Norris does not mow his grass.  He stares at it and dares it to grow.


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romanceparty4u
by on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:52 PM

Didn't Chuck Norris sue someone for writing a book with such nonsense in it?

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:53 PM

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Feb. 20, 2011 at 4:53 PM

Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

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