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If you watched this movie backwards...

Posted by on Mar. 2, 2011 at 9:22 AM
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If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

If you watch the movie Titanic backwards, its about the citizens of the lost city of Atlantis finally escaping to the surf...ace in a giant iron clad boat.

If you watch Jeopardy! backwards, it's a show about rich people paying money for answers to stupid questions.

If you watch Rambo backwards, it's Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.

If you watch 127 Hours backwards, it's actually a lovely film about a disabled man finding an arm in the desert.

If you watch Memento backwards, it's... Um. I forget.

If you watch The Karate Kid backwards it's about this karate champ that just kinda slowly becomes a pussy and ends up moving back to Jersey.

If you watch any movie about Jesus, its about a guy who comes back from the dead after being crucified and goes around infecting people with horrible diseases. he then steals fish and loaves of bread from 5000 starving people and wrecks a perfectly good party by turning wine into water. Makes a guy go blind too.

If you watch Charlie and Chocolate Factory backwards, it's a movie about a kid who owns a candy factory who is slowly stripped of his wealth and luck as his friends and family show up.

If you watch Pay It Forward backwards, it's a movie about people that make each other worse off over time. In the end, everyone's negativity eventually funnels to one single person... Haley Joel Osment.

^_^

If you watchCloverfield backwards, it's about a monster created by the US Airforce who runs around New York fixing everything, until it goes for a swim, and then everyone has a party and goes to bed.

If you watch Pinnochio backwards, it's about a boy who becomes a puppet.


If you watch Godzilla backwards its about a giant lizard who's only passion in life is to rebuild a semi-destroyed city. Content with his work, he then moonwalks into the ocean. The movie ends peacefully with an old guy fishing on a pier.


If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, its about a nice man who reattaches limbs and other body parts to teenagers so they can go to summer camp.


If you watch Alien backwards, it's about a monster that shrinks and climbs into a guy's chest calming a panicking crew.


If you watch Terminator 2 backwards it's about this pool of molten steel that creates two robots who must try and repair each other so they can get naked and go back to the future.



If you watch Star Wars backwards, it's about this guy who knows this chick is his sister, but wants to do her anyway.


If you watch The Fly backwards, its about a man who cures himself from being a fly.


If you watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade backwards, it's about a guy in a hat who drinks from the Holy Grail so he can go drop his dad off with the Nazis and have an adventure vacation in Europe before he time travels to 1912 to deliver an old golden cross back its cave in Utah.

 

If you watch The Matrix backwards, it's about a guy who lives in a really shitty world but realises there is a much better virtual reality world and spends the rest of the movie trying to get there.


 BabyFruit Ticker

by on Mar. 2, 2011 at 9:22 AM
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sxybxmami
by on Mar. 2, 2011 at 9:23 AM

lol

weezer_cookie
by on Mar. 2, 2011 at 9:24 AM

Does anyone else know any others? I thought these were pretty good, a friend posted it on my wall on Facebook.

stinkerbelle28
by on Mar. 2, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Lmao, but Pay it Forward has Jon Bon Jovi in it, so it's not all horrible! :P
othermom
by Ruby Member on Mar. 2, 2011 at 9:26 AM

Lol

LuckyMamaShawna
by on Mar. 2, 2011 at 9:29 AM

lol someone has a lot of time on their hands... hahaha those are funny!

momma-flynn
by on Mar. 2, 2011 at 9:31 AM

lol 

serioussifL
by on Mar. 2, 2011 at 9:31 AM

 LOL!!!! Especially about Jesus!! Love it!

weezer_cookie
by on Mar. 2, 2011 at 9:45 AM
My favorite one is Rambo haha
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