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Would you give this guy your panties???? EWWW and LOL

Posted by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:14 PM
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Believe it or not, Louis Garrett aka "Shovelhead" isn't a Hot Slut because of the lush shrub of Sasquatch pubes on his face, the jagged gateway to ecstasy (aka the sea of moonshine) in his mouth or the prison tattoo art gallery on his face. Shovelhead earned the title because he created an impressively crafted work of Americana that is destined to become the star of the American Folk Art Museum in the near future. Shovelhead (who earned that nickname because of his love for Harleys with shovelhead motors and not because he was hit with a shovel in the head) is the arts and crafts mastermind behind the PANTY QUILT!!!!!!!

Shovelhead is an avid mannequin and ladies lingerie collector, so when he saw pictures of a panty quilt in "a magazine," he was inspired to create his own using old napkins from a Howard Johnson and chonies donated by benefactors of the arts. Yes, Shovelhead collects MANNEQUINS (insert Estelle Getty cringe here)! That definitely puts the lotion in the basket. By the way, the lotion I'm talking about is made of liquified nightmares.

Below is Shovelhead talking to Hannibal.net about his beautiful quilt. Try to focus on his words and not his mesmerizing chest dumplings:

 

by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:14 PM
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ecasrev
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:16 PM

 I think he's from my state! SC LOL

lilmacmama20
by Gold Member on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwww HELL NO
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LizzieAnnesMom
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:22 PM

if he pays me for em yeah I prolly would hand them over lol

SecretKeeper574
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:24 PM

If I was drinking... I probably would.

LMAO

SecretKeeper574
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:25 PM

There's a bar here, called the Bird House and its full of womens panties & bras all over the walls.

its an extension of my favorite bar, Chilkoot Charlie's. lol

ecasrev
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:36 PM

 

Quoting LizzieAnnesMom:

if he pays me for em yeah I prolly would hand them over lol

 LOL...I swear to God, on another site that I was on, there were women that sold their USED panties and USED shoes on ebay to freaks with panty and shoe fetishes..I would be scared they would find my address or something and come kill me! They said they made a lot of money doing it..lol It just freaked me out reading about it and thinking about what the men did with the shoes and panties.

JBDslittlemam08
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:38 PM

 Um, hell no!

mybabyapples
by Purple People Eater on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:39 PM

 After I wiped my ass with them.

..A5HL3Y..
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Bump to watch later
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ecasrev
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 6:48 PM

 

Quoting SecretKeeper574:

If I was drinking... I probably would.

LMAO

 No don't do it! lol

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