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Just a peice of friendly advice for those with toddlers!!!! IMPORTANT!

Posted by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:02 PM
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 If your child starts farting and then giggles afterwards each and everytime she/he farts.....

 

......

 

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That means they are pushing liguid flames out their tiny butts and are just trying to tortue you by giggling about it...kinda like

 

"HAHA MOMMY LOOK WHAT I DID!" *POINTS TO BUTT*

 

They just dont poop because they cant feel it coming, THEY KNOW ITS COMING AND THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!

 

I found this out earlier today when my DD starting lifting her leg to fart (thanks to her father) and started giggling about it, then i smelled it....

the all mighty NASTY BLOWOUT......

So this is a fair warning to all of you.

Don't be fooled....

they will get you with those nasty smelly stinky GROSS diapers, and they will enjoy every minute of it ;)

(hope you notice the pure humor in this post, I do, and IM NOT LAUGHING! LMAO)

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by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:02 PM
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mallowcup17
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:04 PM

lol...toddlers are evil little people

Autumnmom24
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:05 PM

 BUT THEY ARE SOOOO CUTE....

and evil little poop machines. -.-

Quoting mallowcup17:

lol...toddlers are evil little people

 

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Sassy762
by CAFE SASSY HBIC on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:05 PM

Oh sooooo True. I can tell by the expressions on their faces now if they are trying to fart or taking a dump. In any event I make someone else change the diaper,,,,,,,,,,,whomever I am mad at then, lol

deenakate
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:06 PM

 lol

Sassy762
by CAFE SASSY HBIC on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:06 PM

There is NOT that much Cute in the world. YOU may think there is but trust me..........it's all a mirage, lol

Quoting Autumnmom24:

 BUT THEY ARE SOOOO CUTE....

and evil little poop machines. -.-

Quoting mallowcup17:

lol...toddlers are evil little people

 



                   

Autumnmom24
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:07 PM

 Send those people my way. PLEASE!

Quoting Sassy762:

Oh sooooo True. I can tell by the expressions on their faces now if they are trying to fart or taking a dump. In any event I make someone else change the diaper,,,,,,,,,,,whomever I am mad at then, lol

 

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heather406
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:07 PM

I can always tell the difference between an "Im farting" fart, and an "Im shitting a river of liquid crap" fart.  DD had a stomach bug not too long ago, and every single morning she'd climb out of bed, and IMMEDIATELY take a super liquid dump.  And then another one.  And another one.  For a week straight, it was 3-4 liquid monster craps within 15 minutes of her getting up, lol. 

CANDYLC
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:08 PM

Lol

GreenEyePixie
by Ruby Member on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:09 PM

That is what I was about to say!!!  LOL

Quoting Autumnmom24:

 Send those people my way. PLEASE!

Quoting Sassy762:

Oh sooooo True. I can tell by the expressions on their faces now if they are trying to fart or taking a dump. In any event I make someone else change the diaper,,,,,,,,,,,whomever I am mad at then, lol

 


othermom
by Ruby Member on Mar. 28, 2011 at 7:11 PM

lol

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