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You know you have kids when......

Posted by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 11:41 PM
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You are trying to make sexy time and reference Phineas and Ferb. O_o

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.kk.
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 11:42 PM

I need to know how that went down....

bananahammock1
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 11:43 PM
Youre on the table screaming for an epidural! lmao
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mybabyapples
by Purple People Eater on Mar. 28, 2011 at 11:43 PM

 You're having sex on the couch and a barbies hand gets stuck in your butt crack.

peytonsmommy44
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 11:44 PM
Lol. I growled and apparently it sounded like Perry the Platipus. It all went downhill from there.....
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ModernMoonlight
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 11:46 PM

Your SO comes inside from mowing and is sweaty and sexy and starts to seduce you when you lick your finger and wipe away a smudge on their forehead.

:/ true story. I also wipe her mouth when we're eating, without thinking.

mamacam7
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 11:46 PM

 you can recite every episode of spongebob/ dora the explorer

AlyDezEli1422
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 11:47 PM
Your couch becomes a parking lot for your son's trucks.
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LA09TKP
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 11:49 PM
You catch yourself rocking out to the theme song of max and ruby, when it's not even on. Or when you don't have them one night and your waking up all the time from phantom cries. Or wanting to get them up in the morning, again when they aren't there. I love my sister for giving me breaks once in awhile.
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sllytnkrbl
by Gold Member on Mar. 28, 2011 at 11:51 PM

 When you are walking around all day with a princess sticker on your cheek and have no clue why everyone is looking at you funny.

pretzelsmom
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 11:51 PM

you dont close the door when you pee...because you will never do it alone again :)

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