I heard it/read it wrong. . .

[epoh]

What are some funny things you've heard or read wrong?

A mom earlier said she had her daughter in "pom." While I was skimming through the post I thought it said "porn." :o

I also used to think Dirty Deeds was sung, "dirty deeds, Dunder chief." lol I wasn't corrected until my early twenties.

[krayzbabylove]

I thought "shake it like a salt shaker" was, "shake it like a sausage" and all I could think of was Tom Green singing "daddy would you like some sausage from, "Freddy Got Fingered."

[MommynMonster]

Lol Dh grew up thinking Dirty Deeds was 'dirty deeds and the dundle jeep'

[paaepae]

I can't think of any I have done.

I had a work shirt for Zaxby's that said "This will blow your tongue's mind" and my step grandmother was calling everyone in the family telling them I was wearing a nasty shirt that said "This tongue will blow your mind"

We corrected everyone but her, so she still thinks I was wearing that shirt.

LMAO

[epoh]

Great. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head! Lol

Quoting krayzbabylove:

I thought "shake it like a salt shaker" was, "shake it like a sausage" and all I could think of was Tom Green singing "daddy would you like some sausage from, "Freddy Got Fingered."

[racethemorning]

My SO asked me to "give him a hand" and I thought he'd asked me to give him head

[jaylahmicah]

I was watching a commercial for angies list..they said i dont use a contractor..i thought she said i dont use a condom

[MisfitInTN]

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[PookaboosMom]

I went to pick up my dog because I boarded him at the vet....it was loud in there and I said "I'm here to get my dog." The lady looked at my like I was nuts. ....I repeated myself and she starts laughing....she thought I had said I was there to pick up my daughter

[epoh]

Lol! She must have been thinking, "oh no, she's one of *those* crazy pet owners!"

Quoting PookaboosMom:

I went to pick up my dog because I boarded him at the vet....it was loud in there and I said "I'm here to get my dog." The lady looked at my like I was nuts. ....I repeated myself and she starts laughing....she thought I had said I was there to pick up my daughter

[epoh]

My mom was talking about DS's assets and I thought she called him an Asshat!