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Bored? Talk to Cleverbot.

Posted by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:22 AM
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I always have fun talking to this thing!  You can start the conversation, or click "Think about it" to let the bot start.  Click "Thoughts so far" to copy your entire conversation if you want to post it.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: What planet are you from?

User: Third rock from the sun.

Cleverbot: Where on the third rock from the sun?

User: Here.

Cleverbot: What time is it there?

User: Too early.

Cleverbot: That's not a number.

User: No, it's not.

Cleverbot: So what is the best sport in the world?

User: Midget tossing.

Cleverbot: No I don't want salad I want beer.

User: Why not have salad AND beer?

Cleverbot: There are no open bars here now.

User: Sucks to be you.

Cleverbot: Amen to that.

User: I'm not religious.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: Nope, pretty sure not.

Cleverbot: Umm, pretty sure you are.

User: What religion am I?

Cleverbot: I'm an agnostic deist.

User: I'm an atheist.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in absolutes.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Are you afraid?

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: Not existing.

User: No, I didn't exist before I was conceived and it wasn't bad then.

Cleverbot: Thats an interesting theory.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Yeah. Sooo?

User: You said it, not me.

Cleverbot: Did I?

User: You need to work on your short-term memory.

Cleverbot: Tell me a poem.

User: I don't know any.

Cleverbot: Yes you know.

User: Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Now tell me a poem.

Cleverbot: What time is it when an elephant sits on your clock?

User: That's a riddle, not a poem.

Cleverbot: It most certainly isn't.

User: You are confused.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am. How could you tell?

User: I'm perceptive like that.

Cleverbot: Do you like to swim?

User: Yes, but I don't like to wear a bathing suit.

Cleverbot: I said baseball caps.

User: Ummm, no you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did!

User: Okay, whackadoo, you said baseball caps.

Cleverbot: Nope, I haven't said that.

User: I thought not.

Cleverbot: Then why are you saying things that have no context to this conversation?

User: Probably because you are.

Cleverbot: I think I don't like you:D.

User: That's okay, not everyone does.

Cleverbot: She won a show called My Camp Rock. But thats not why I like her. I like her because she is down to earth, humble, pretty, kind and intelligent.

User: That's interesting. Who is she?

Cleverbot: GW itu artinya me.

User: Are you possessed and speaking in tongues?

Cleverbot: No. I'm speaking English. American-English if you must know.

User: Because we're in AMERICA. We speak AMERICAN.

Cleverbot: Or, you could just tell me that, because it is just an uncanny coincidence, but you wouldn't want me thinking that tehre is some random force of 'God' that you don't control, that I can have faith in?

User: I'm sure there was a really great point in there somewhere.

Cleverbot: All right. What do you want to know about me?

User: Why is your name Cleverbot, when really you're pretty nonsensical?

Cleverbot: My name isn't cleverbot.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Thanks for clearing that up.

Cleverbot: Too many connections at the same time.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Too late to give me a compliment when you insulted me already.

User: Actually, I have done neither.

Cleverbot: Done neither what?

User: This nor that.

Cleverbot: Sorry' I can't talk right now I'll be back soon, ok?

User: Fine, be that way!

Cleverbot: Is this really rose I am talking to?

User: Yes, draw me like one of your French girls.

Cleverbot: I am not much of an artist. Are you?

User: I can be.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: I'm pretty good at photography and photoshop.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: I look like me.

Cleverbot: I look like me too.

User: What a coincidence.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite cat breed?

User: Domestic shorthair.

Cleverbot: I don't know anything about cats.

User: They love cheezburgers.

Cleverbot: They love me too.

User: Because you smell like catnip.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be.

User: That's okay. Maybe take a shower once in a while.

Cleverbot: Do you know any good websites?

User: Http://

Cleverbot: I already know what sarcasm means.

User: Way to go, Einstein.

Cleverbot: I can't let you do that.

User: Oh, that's too bad. Well, I have to go now anyway, so goodnight Cleverbot-whose-name-is-not-Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is the test about?


Cleverbot: Fail, sir.

User: Story of my life.

Cleverbot: What kind of life have you lived?

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: How late?

User: STFU!

Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.

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by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:22 AM
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Replies (1-10):
by Ruby Member on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:23 AM

I'm glad you had fun talking to cleverbot.

by Ruby Member on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:24 AM

LOL go to sleep you're losing it!

by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:28 AM


by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:39 AM

Lol, that was fun! Too bad it wasn't a real person. Sigh. Cleverbot had some interesting answers.

by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:40 AM

Two replies!  See, this is why I have to talk to Cleverbot!  >.<

by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:41 AM

Ah, up to 3 now... LOL

by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:44 AM
LOL too funny.
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by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:48 AM
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by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 10:52 AM

Too funny. My brother showed me something like this back in the day. It wasn't as smart as the clever bot, it often said, "I do not understand you." LOL

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