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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:36 PM
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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.

http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/
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myfoursonsks
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:37 PM

I wish people would stop putting my business out there like that.

KandC1115
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:37 PM

so, when does she do any work???? that is ridiculous!

artsygirl2010
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:38 PM

whoa! that would just be awkward i guess seeing a co worker masterbate lol

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on May. 13, 2011 at 2:38 PM

Wow

MultiPara
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:38 PM

wow.

PookaboosMom
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Lmao....maybe she should just get those panties with a remote....it would have been less obvious
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mom22angels38
by Gold Member on May. 13, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Lol! I was going to say something similar, but you beat me to it


Quoting myfoursonsks:

I wish people would stop putting my business out there like that.


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imuney
by Platinum Member on May. 13, 2011 at 2:40 PM
I saw a show about this disorder and it's quite sad. Sexual desire becomes more of a disturbance than a pleasure.
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GoddessNDaRuff
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:40 PM

awkward.....

ladyvamp5489
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:40 PM

 If her "illness" or anxiety is THAT bad why is she even working and not staying home on some sort of disability?  Im sorry but WORK is NOT the right place for that no matter the issue she has. JMHO!

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