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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.

http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/
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by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:36 PM
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SpiritFortress
by Platinum Member on May. 13, 2011 at 2:44 PM

I agree. She should not be working around others. Telecommuting from home would be a good option if it were available. 

Quoting ladyvamp5489:

 If her "illness" or anxiety is THAT bad why is she even working and not staying home on some sort of disability?  Im sorry but WORK is NOT the right place for that no matter the issue she has. JMHO!


art.diva
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:44 PM

surprised<<<what she must look like to her coworkers

            

futureshock
by Dr. Futureshock on May. 13, 2011 at 2:45 PM


Quoting myfoursonsks:

I wish people would stop putting my business out there like that.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.kk.
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:45 PM

Here's to hoping she washes her hands, eh?!?!?

Avajay2
by Bronze Member on May. 13, 2011 at 2:45 PM
I agree.


Quoting ladyvamp5489:

 If her "illness" or anxiety is THAT bad why is she even working and not staying home on some sort of disability?  Im sorry but WORK is NOT the right place for that no matter the issue she has. JMHO!


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SpiritFortress
by Platinum Member on May. 13, 2011 at 2:45 PM

I do too. 

Quoting mommymelissa76:

Wow..I actually kinda feel sorry for her


.kk.
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:45 PM

I'm sorry but I HAVE to link this on facebook. Just gotta.

futureshock
by Dr. Futureshock on May. 13, 2011 at 2:46 PM


Quoting PookaboosMom:

Lmao....maybe she should just get those panties with a remote....it would have been less obvious

Please give us a link to these panties!  lol

KKCMom
by Silver Member on May. 13, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Hope she doesn't work in a food chain restaurant!
futureshock
by Dr. Futureshock on May. 13, 2011 at 2:47 PM


Quoting PookaboosMom:

Imagine if she worked at mcdonalds.....can I take your oooooooooorder...

lol!!!

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