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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.

http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/
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by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Replies (31-40):
babybull0601
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:47 PM

Hope her job doesn't have to pay while she relieves herself. 

Chris030406
by Platinum Member on May. 13, 2011 at 2:47 PM
47xs!?! Dude! When does she get anything done?'
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futureshock
by Dr. Futureshock on May. 13, 2011 at 2:47 PM


Quoting emeraldangel20:

*packs for brazil*

ROFL!!!!

You guys are hilarious!!!

.kk.
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:47 PM


Quoting futureshock:


Quoting PookaboosMom:

Lmao....maybe she should just get those panties with a remote....it would have been less obvious

Please give us a link to these panties!  lol

HA
HA
HA
HA
HA

Future made a funny!

 

proudmommy35
by Platinum Member on May. 13, 2011 at 2:48 PM

Wow.  I hope she washes her hands.

mysteriousdaze
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:48 PM
wow i feel so bad for her tbh. I agree, telecommuting would be so much better in this situation.
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.kk.
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:48 PM


Quoting babybull0601:

Hope her job doesn't have to pay while she relieves herself. 

LMAO!


meshuggah
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:49 PM

I must bump this so I can come back and read the replies!

JudestersMommy
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:49 PM

Hm.. lol

.kk.
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:50 PM

I WON A MATH DEBATE! I WON A MATH DEBATE! I WON A MATH DEBATE!

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