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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.

http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/
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by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Replies (41-50):
devasmom
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:51 PM


Quoting PookaboosMom:

Lmao....maybe she should just get those panties with a remote....it would have been less obvious


of 6, Godmother to 3 beautiful girls

momofone221
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Um yeah, that's a bit disturbing.
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MrsHubler
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:51 PM

wow...

kd.
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:52 PM

oh, those silly brazilians and their vag love.

LilGina
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:52 PM

I have heard about this chemical imbalance it really jacks up pppl lifes they have to masterbate and most hate it it brings no pleasure at all

Pink_Sunshine
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:55 PM

wowzer!

tickled_pink09
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:55 PM


Quoting ladyvamp5489:

 If her "illness" or anxiety is THAT bad why is she even working and not staying home on some sort of disability?  Im sorry but WORK is NOT the right place for that no matter the issue she has. JMHO!


This is exactly what went through my mind besides obviously being grossed out.

Rhyne
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Or kill two birds with one stone and work as a phone sex operator!!


Quoting SpiritFortress:

I agree. She should not be working around others. Telecommuting from home would be a good option if it were available. 


Quoting ladyvamp5489:

 If her "illness" or anxiety is THAT bad why is she even working and not staying home on some sort of disability?  Im sorry but WORK is NOT the right place for that no matter the issue she has. JMHO!



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x3.babymama.x3
by on May. 13, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Wow. Oh yea and still waiting oooooon those panties lol!!! Haahaa
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Mrs.BAT
by on May. 13, 2011 at 3:04 PM

I'm glad she won. It will give her at least one semi-normal thing in her life. I've read a little about things like what she suffers with, and it's really sad.

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