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The best way to end a heated argument with your husband at 1am...

Posted by on May. 21, 2011 at 3:10 PM
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Jump off the couch suddenly, and start flailing your arms around like a lunatic. Then, point at him and scream "OH YEAH?! WELL, YOU HAVE FAT THIGHS!!!"....then storm out of the room. Lock yourself in the bathroom for a few minutes. Then come out with a gigantic smirk on your face. If your husband is a skinny guy(like mine is), be sure to have some paper towels on hand to clean up the mess when his brain explodes. A camera might be good too. (I wish I had one last night...the reaction was priceless.) Not only will you have ended the argument, but you will have WON! The best thing I can compare it to is when Snorlax does "hypnotize".(pokemon, and I'm not entirely sure it's Snorlax) Happy rapturing, ladies!
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SecretKeeper574
by on May. 21, 2011 at 3:11 PM
LOL
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brittanyjo85
by on May. 21, 2011 at 3:12 PM

 *puzzled look*  LOL!

born2bAmother
by on May. 21, 2011 at 3:14 PM

lmao...that might hurt my s/o feelings....he wants to loose weight so bad...lol....that wouldnt quite work out for me 

kathy067j
by on May. 21, 2011 at 3:15 PM

lol

kristy0833
by on May. 21, 2011 at 3:16 PM
lol
Sparkey6987
by on May. 21, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Yeah, I forgot to mention that. It's only funny if your husband or S/O DOESN'T have fat thighs. You could always substitute with "OH YEAH?! WELL YOU HAVE WEBBED FEET!" ...but make sure while you storm off you make quacking noises.

Quoting born2bAmother:

lmao...that might hurt my s/o feelings....he wants to loose weight so bad...lol....that wouldnt quite work out for me 

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Lilbits_Mama
by on May. 21, 2011 at 3:19 PM

lol


ars2art
by on May. 21, 2011 at 3:19 PM

I am sure that would wake ds up so that would be bad for me.

Sparkey6987
by on May. 21, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Just don't scream as loud as I did, lol. You could also randomly get up for a pen and paper and write it down. I'm sure that would end the argument just as well as what I did!

Quoting ars2art:

I am sure that would wake ds up so that would be bad for me.

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Kmakksmom
by Stefanie on May. 21, 2011 at 3:23 PM

hahaha!  that's great!  I will have to remember that :)

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