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I kicked a snowman on a roof because i was drinking tequilla again!! lol

Posted by on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:22 PM
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Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June---------- I danced with
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September---- I sang to
October-------I smelled
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over



Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a nun
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a baseball bat
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a Smurf
20-------a fireman
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a troll
26-------my sister
27-------my boss
28-------a homeless guy
29-------a surfer
30-------a football player
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- in my car
2 -------- on a motorcycle
3 -------- in a hole
4 -------- under your bed
5 -------- on your car
6 -------- on a roof
7 -------- in an elevator
8--------- at the dinner table
9 -------- in line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black--------because I was drinking tequila, again.
Pink----------because I'm only in it for the good times.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue---------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green-------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple-------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray---------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow-------because someone offered me 20 dollars
Orange -----because I saw it on the internet.
Brown-------because I can.
Other--------because it sounded like a good idea!
None--------because I can't control myself!


Now make a sentence, lol. 


by on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:22 PM
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LisaRoyNKaden
by Gold Member on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:23 PM

I yelled at my dog at the dinner table because Big bird said to and hes my leader...  

 

WOW... LOL 

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:23 PM

I kicked a noodle on your car because I am only in it for the good times.

Dragonmamas
by on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:24 PM
I kicked your mom in your bathroom, because i'm sexy and I do what I want.
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MunchiesMom324
by Silver Member on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:27 PM

I karate chopped a squirrel on your car because I was drinking tequila, again.

Fun stuff.  Damn tequila.

carterscutie85
by *Shanny's Stalker* on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:27 PM

I did one for my DS and his is:

I licked a spoon in line at the bank because I can't control myself!

LOL

JosHaileyMom
by on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:37 PM
I danced with a snowman on my car because I can't control myself. Lol.
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sabbycat69
by on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:38 PM

I kicked Chuck Norris in line at the bank because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

JT32606
by on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:38 PM
i smelled a birdbath on your car because im only in it for the good times.

LMAO!!!
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DamianaFire
by on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:39 PM
I ran over my best friend at the dinner table because I can't control myself.
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Icpjuggalette
by Gold Member on Jun. 4, 2011 at 1:44 PM

LOL funny stuff:)

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