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omg omg am i preggers?

Posted by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 12:54 AM
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I have had unprotected sex for like 2 years now and I haven't had my period in 6 months! My stomach is huuuuge and my boobs hurt. I get back pain and my feet are swollen! Am I pregnant?
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mandksmommy
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 12:55 AM

nope

ZelisMommy
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 12:55 AM

It depends. Do you jump up and down after sex?

TygerLily62
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 12:55 AM
You have a tumor. I'm sorry.
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razmatazthespaz
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 12:56 AM

 Nope, at least not with a human!

 I'm an Alien from planet splorgnack, i artificially impregnated you while you slept! Sorry, Human/Splorgnackian babies gestate for 3 years! and good luck filing for CS on an alien! :P

ZelisMommy
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 12:56 AM

 Hmmmm... now I'm doing the math in my head on when the last time I had my period was :/

harpsichord
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 12:56 AM

No, storks bring babies. Are there any storks flying around?

shylosmommy
by Platinum Member on Aug. 19, 2011 at 12:57 AM
diet
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CheshireCat420
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 12:57 AM

 O_o


HouseMa
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 12:57 AM

Okay, so this is how you tell.

Tomorrow night, at exactly 2 AM, jump up and down three times (it must be three times)

Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around (because that's what it's all about)

Then, after the hokey pokey,  do the Tango.

After that, you should know if you are PREGNANT.  Preggers is not a word.

winkles115
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 12:58 AM
I'm constipated too.....

Quoting mandksmommy:

nope

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