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Obnoxiously Naked! Have you no shame?

Posted by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 11:03 PM
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Locker rooms. 
They're full of lockers...and people.  


Naked people...wet...naked people.  





Have you ever met someone whose nudity didn't make them the least bit uncomfortable...but it made you VERY uncomfortable?  It's not their nudity that gives you the heebies; it's what they DO while they're naked that does.

(I can already tell I'm going in a different direction than what you're thinking.)

Some people treat the locker room like it's their own private bathroom.   It's not!  Trust me!
I know you're used to letting yourself air dry and you like to put your make-up on before your underwear, but that's at home.  In the locker room, we do things a little more discretely.  There's a more appropriate way to do your business.  It's the Get In and Get Out system and it applies to everyone.  Stick to the system!  

If you're proud of your body and comfortable in your skin, then by all means, you should let it all hang out, in the proper setting, of course.  I'd suggest someplace like a strip club or a centerfold spread or your kitchen.

Whether you have to rinse the chlorine out of your hair or get the Stank out, you go ahead and take that shower, ma'am.  You've earned it.  Nobody's stopping you.  But when you're finished, please don't spend any more time naked than you have to.  For the sake of your more self-conscious peers, please put your fracking clothes on!  Nobody wants to hear about the mystery rash that showed up out of nowhere, we can't identify it and frankly it's really creeping us out.  Get a cream.

I support the fact that you want to do a thorough job of drying off before you put on your jeans and head home, and I could handle the occasional streak, but the Mister Krabs impression...well...

























It's a bit much.
Don't you think?  








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ErikaRobin
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 11:10 PM

BUMP!

1likeme
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 11:11 PM
LOL. I know exactly what your talking about.
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SpikedMango
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 11:11 PM

lmbo!!!

Corkie-
by Silver Member on Aug. 19, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Lol
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JennerS22
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 11:13 PM

Oh I had a good giggle with this one! and for the record I do agree.

stacyemmy
by Silver Member on Aug. 19, 2011 at 11:14 PM

I give people baths for a living..nothing really grosses me out these days lol

ErikaRobin
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 11:14 PM


Quoting 1likeme:

LOL. I know exactly what your talking about.

Right??

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ErikaRobin
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 11:18 PM


Quoting stacyemmy:

I give people baths for a living..nothing really grosses me out these days lol

Ew. 

I'd rather not trade places with you.  Ever.

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soon2bemomof307
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 11:18 PM

LMAO. I can relate. I feel the same way. I don't want to see strangers naked.

Dzyre1115
by Desiree` on Aug. 19, 2011 at 11:19 PM

BUMP!

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