Because I'm a responsible parent
I check my children's candy after they go trick or treating.
Trick or Treating was held early this year (no idea why), and my children had pretty full pumpkins.
I just checked it, and found a really suspicious mini snickers and Mr Goodbar. I did what any responsible, caring, parent would do, and ate them so the kids would be safe.
"What is a man, if chief good, and market of his time be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more." Hamlet