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Nursery Rhymes that make you go "huh"?

Posted by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:06 PM
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Soo... I was reading through a book of nursery rhymes to my kids and the very last one in the book.... makes me scratch my head... not exactly kid appropriate but they thought it was HILARIOUS... lol Here it is... 

Goosey Goosey Gander

Goosey Goosey Gander, whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs and in my lady's chamber.
There I met an old man who would not say his prayers,
I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.

*crickets* really?? LOL

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epoh
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:07 PM
Wtf lol!
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.betty.white.
by bilf on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:07 PM
I once herd baa baa black sheep is racist. I'm undecided though. DS loves that one.
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MommyCulp4
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:08 PM
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Do u know the basis behind ring around the Rosie? Or think about rock a bye baby. It's horrible lol
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TexasWife
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:09 PM

lol. I know going back and reading some things you are like wow. 

southernjess3
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:09 PM

its like lullabies. and kid songs. the black plauge, slaves on a ship, and a baby falling out a friggen tree

thatgirl70
by Carin on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:09 PM

Actually if you think about it, pretty much all the nursery rhymes are a little whack, LOL.

ArianasMama2007
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:10 PM
Rotfl
U must have the old school ones
Remember the old woman in the shoe beating her kids I'm mad they changed it
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wiferichie
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:12 PM

haha. all nursery rhymes are weird.

LisaRoyNKaden
by Gold Member on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:14 PM


Quoting ArianasMama2007:

Rotfl
U must have the old school ones
Remember the old woman in the shoe beating her kids I'm mad they changed it

The one thats in this book says...


there was an old woman who lived in a shoe,

She had so many children, she didnt know what to do.

She gave them all broth without any bread,

Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed... 

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SP_Mama
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:15 PM


Quoting ArianasMama2007:

Rotfl
U must have the old school ones
Remember the old woman in the shoe beating her kids I'm mad they changed it

They changed it?  I don't think I've seen the new version.

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