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TOO FUNNY NOT TO POST! LOL! *edit

Posted by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 10:05 AM
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I was in Wal-Mart yesterday buying Dog Food in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (DUH,right? but check out what I told her...)So, (being "Me"), I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, but that I'd lost 50 pounds last time ...I woke up in ICU, with tubes coming out of me. I told her that it was basically a "perfect diet" and all you do is soften the mixture and make a sandwich and eat two sandwiches a day. The food is nutritionally complete and low in fat, so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now listening to my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass as I was crossing the Bypass and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.The moral of all this? DON'T ask DUMB A$$ questions!



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sorcha1945
by Silver Member on Dec. 3, 2011 at 10:07 AM
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Bwahaha! That is awesome!
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angel1332
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 10:07 AM

BUMP!

Embers88
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 10:08 AM
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Sounds EXACTLY like something my mom would do, lol. She's crazy.

RBoggs410
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 10:09 AM
LOL.. my grandma always said.." if you ask a stupid question, you're going to get a stupid answer"..
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MrS.GiFFord
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Lmfao!!!!
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..guesswho..
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Yea. I loved when Bill Engvall told that joke. He is hilarious.
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spastic_poodle
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 10:09 AM
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bah. someone posted this 2 days ago :/
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MrS.GiFFord
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 10:10 AM
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Here's your sign....

Quoting ..guesswho..:

Yea. I loved when Bill Engvall told that joke. He is hilarious.
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momto2boys92106
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Bahahshahahahah
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moulinrouge91
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Ummm...my nana (Debbie) was reading me that off her cousins (I think cousin) page on facebook last night...haha
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