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Idaho

Posted by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:39 PM
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FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT IDAHOANS !
 1. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Idaho .
 
2. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Idaho
 
 3. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversatio...n with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Idaho .
 
4. If 'vacation' means going anywh......ere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Idaho .
 
5. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Idaho .
 
6. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Idaho .
 
7. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Idaho .
 
 8. If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho .
 
 9. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in
Idaho .
 
 10. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Idaho .
 
 11. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Idaho .
 
 12. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Idaho .
 
 13. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Idaho .
 
14. If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Idaho .
 
15. If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your IDAHO friends, you live in Idaho!!
*You can bomb the world into pieces but you cannot bomb the world into peace.
*Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a
Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
*And a church is NOT a museum of saints
but a hospital for sinners
Every saint has a PAST...
Every sinner has a FUTURE!
*Without sorrow there would be no compassion.
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:39 PM
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hp2011
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:41 PM

No... U DA HO!

Famousglm714
by Gina on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Lol
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aydensmommy0406
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:44 PM

 Really? You must be very proud to be so mature.

Quoting hp2011:

No... U DA HO!

 

*You can bomb the world into pieces but you cannot bomb the world into peace.
*Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a
Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
*And a church is NOT a museum of saints
but a hospital for sinners
Every saint has a PAST...
Every sinner has a FUTURE!
*Without sorrow there would be no compassion.
connie45
by Gold Member on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:44 PM
Nice enough place to visit, but no way do I ever want to live there
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juicebox.
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Lol

Quoting hp2011:

No... U DA HO!

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aydensmommy0406
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:46 PM

 LOL, I don't blame you. I wish I could move away, maybe some day.

Quoting connie45:

Nice enough place to visit, but no way do I ever want to live there

 

*You can bomb the world into pieces but you cannot bomb the world into peace.
*Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a
Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
*And a church is NOT a museum of saints
but a hospital for sinners
Every saint has a PAST...
Every sinner has a FUTURE!
*Without sorrow there would be no compassion.
juicebox.
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:46 PM
It was kinda funny. But so are your Idaho jokes, I chuckled lol.

Quoting aydensmommy0406:

 Really? You must be very proud to be so mature.


Quoting hp2011:


No... U DA HO!


 

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hp2011
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:47 PM

I am, thank you very much.

Have a super day!

Quoting aydensmommy0406:

 Really? You must be very proud to be so mature.

Quoting hp2011:

No... U DA HO!

 


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aydensmommy0406
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:47 PM

 Calling someone that is not very funny. Especially since she does not know me.

Quoting juicebox.:

It was kinda funny. But so are your Idaho jokes, I chuckled lol.

Quoting aydensmommy0406:

 Really? You must be very proud to be so mature.


Quoting hp2011:


No... U DA HO!


 

 

*You can bomb the world into pieces but you cannot bomb the world into peace.
*Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a
Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
*And a church is NOT a museum of saints
but a hospital for sinners
Every saint has a PAST...
Every sinner has a FUTURE!
*Without sorrow there would be no compassion.
etsmom
by Silver Member on Dec. 3, 2011 at 6:49 PM

The same applies to most northern states.  Funny though!!

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