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You know you have awesome sex when... (finish the sentence) I ADDED MORE TO MY LIST

Posted by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 3:45 PM
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Ok ladies, finish the sentence with your true stories!  Have fun with it!!!  Here's a few of mine:

You know you have awesome sex when...

* your husband tells you afterwards that he needs to go get some Gatorade to pour on you, and as he's leaving the room exclaims "Good game, Coach!"  (I laughed my ass off over this one!)

* your dog growls when you're getting it on. 

* every muscle in your body aches the next day and you can hardly roll off the bed.

* you have to uncurl each others toes when you're all done.

* you scream yourself hoarse (happens way too often, mama's a screamer)

* when you have to hold on to the wall to walk yourself to the bathroom for a much-needed shower because you'll fall down otherwise

* when just thinking about it days later makes you get wet.

* when you lay on top of your man (or vice versa) for the next 20 minutes because neither one of you can move and every tremble makes you both go "ooo!"

* hopefully this isn't TMI here, but when your man wakes up with a cock ring still on because you both passed out before he could take it off.  I still don't know how his a-hem didn't fall off that night.  Side note: they are not so easy to take off hours later after you have slept in it and stuff has dried on there.  Yuck and ouch.

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deenakate
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 3:46 PM
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Are still thinking about it days later
Dzyre1115
by Desiree` on Jan. 15, 2012 at 3:47 PM
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 ....you think you'll have it again! 

happy.go.lucky
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 3:47 PM
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When your legs turn to jello and you shake all over for a while afterwards...
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Sweety1018
by Bronze Member on Jan. 15, 2012 at 3:47 PM
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When he is laying there with a huge smile and says "wow that was great bebe".
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KelliansMom
by Gold Member on Jan. 15, 2012 at 3:48 PM

i pass out asleep  or ask for a sandwich lol 

Paperfishies
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 3:48 PM
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you're hungry afterwards.

Astaroth
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 3:48 PM
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You O twice!
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molly_ann
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 3:48 PM
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Smoke a cigarette afterwards and u don't smoke!
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twolilgirls712
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 3:49 PM
When you get a cramp in your leg
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devinsmom42
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 3:49 PM
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When your toes curl up ;)
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