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*bleep* My husband says...........

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What is the most asinine, crazy, out there shit your SO, DH, DF has ever said?

I think with me it would be (and the tv posts got me thinking of this) we were discussing if we ever had another child, what we would do different, as far as raising them. He stated TV would be gone. The new kid would not be exposed to it. he is is crazy! I can't be without TV, so I know my kid would be exposed too! LOL

We have been married almost 8 yrs, I know there is more shit he has said that made me go WTF? but its hard to think of it right now. Give me time tho! LOL

by on Jan. 24, 2012 at 11:57 AM
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HouseofFeast
by on Jan. 24, 2012 at 12:28 PM

Halliesmommy215
by on Jan. 24, 2012 at 12:28 PM

"We need more lemon pledge"

I literally quoted that lady to my SO this morning. How funny.

Quoting LizzieAnnesMom:

LOL you ever watch Family Guy? I was just sitting there like that maid "noo......nooo...." lol

They are to keep flies away. lmao

Quoting bethanysmom1007:

Ok....so I wanna know what they were REALLY for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I do like his explanation!!!  HAHAHA

Quoting LizzieAnnesMom:

Well first off let me start by saying that my DH grew up mostly in Kansas and Okahoma and has never spent much time around Mexicans. I however grew up in a small town in South Texas. Being white was a minority. My grandfather is Mexican. 

Well in my hometown we were sitting in a Mexican food restaurant that my sisters in laws own. Attached to the ceiling by strings were baggies filled with water. My younger BIL, SIL and MIL were with us. My BIL (at the time he was 11 or 12) asked what the baggies were for. My husband answers with this. (please keep in mind he is dead serious)

"It is a Mexican sprinkler system. When the building catches on fire the fire burns the string and the bag falls and bursts, putting out the fire"

*facepalm*




bethanysmom1007
by on Jan. 24, 2012 at 12:28 PM

LOL ok, now that you say that I've heard of it, just never seen it!! 

Quoting LizzieAnnesMom:

LOL you ever watch Family Guy? I was just sitting there like that maid "noo......nooo...." lol

They are to keep flies away. lmao

Quoting bethanysmom1007:

Ok....so I wanna know what they were REALLY for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I do like his explanation!!!  HAHAHA

Quoting LizzieAnnesMom:

Well first off let me start by saying that my DH grew up mostly in Kansas and Okahoma and has never spent much time around Mexicans. I however grew up in a small town in South Texas. Being white was a minority. My grandfather is Mexican. 

Well in my hometown we were sitting in a Mexican food restaurant that my sisters in laws own. Attached to the ceiling by strings were baggies filled with water. My younger BIL, SIL and MIL were with us. My BIL (at the time he was 11 or 12) asked what the baggies were for. My husband answers with this. (please keep in mind he is dead serious)

"It is a Mexican sprinkler system. When the building catches on fire the fire burns the string and the bag falls and bursts, putting out the fire"

*facepalm*




4flowers4ever
by on Jan. 24, 2012 at 12:29 PM
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This made me laugh so hard. My fam is mexican and have used the bag system. My dh had never seen that and thought we were using a new system to conserve water for emergencies. Lmao


Quoting LizzieAnnesMom:

Well first off let me start by saying that my DH grew up mostly in Kansas and Okahoma and has never spent much time around Mexicans. I however grew up in a small town in South Texas. Being white was a minority. My grandfather is Mexican. 

Well in my hometown we were sitting in a Mexican food restaurant that my sisters in laws own. Attached to the ceiling by strings were baggies filled with water. My younger BIL, SIL and MIL were with us. My BIL (at the time he was 11 or 12) asked what the baggies were for. My husband answers with this. (please keep in mind he is dead serious)

"It is a Mexican sprinkler system. When the building catches on fire the fire burns the string and the bag falls and bursts, putting out the fire"

*facepalm*


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Sweets27
by on Jan. 24, 2012 at 12:31 PM

 

Quoting HouseofFeast:

Here's another:

 My brother calls everyone bro. Except older people. It's a habit lol.

Sweets27
by on Jan. 24, 2012 at 12:32 PM

 

Quoting 4flowers4ever:

This made me laugh so hard. My fam is mexican and have used the bag system. My dh had never seen that and thought we were using a new system to conserve water for emergencies. Lmao


Quoting LizzieAnnesMom:

Well first off let me start by saying that my DH grew up mostly in Kansas and Okahoma and has never spent much time around Mexicans. I however grew up in a small town in South Texas. Being white was a minority. My grandfather is Mexican. 

Well in my hometown we were sitting in a Mexican food restaurant that my sisters in laws own. Attached to the ceiling by strings were baggies filled with water. My younger BIL, SIL and MIL were with us. My BIL (at the time he was 11 or 12) asked what the baggies were for. My husband answers with this. (please keep in mind he is dead serious)

"It is a Mexican sprinkler system. When the building catches on fire the fire burns the string and the bag falls and bursts, putting out the fire"

*facepalm*


 

 LMFAO

HouseofFeast
by on Jan. 24, 2012 at 12:33 PM

Here's an example of smooshing his head:

Quoting HouseofFeast:

Sometimes he's funny, sometimes I want to smoosh his head like a grape until it pops.

Here's an example of funny:


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HouseofFeast
by on Jan. 24, 2012 at 12:34 PM


Quoting Sweets27:

 

Quoting HouseofFeast:

Here's another:

 My brother calls everyone bro. Except older people. It's a habit lol.

It was crazy funny.

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SpikedMango
by on Jan. 24, 2012 at 12:34 PM
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One time DH was eating the sausage from one of the Hillshire Farms gift baskets he got for Christmas. I walked in the room and looked at him funny. He was all, What?"

"Why are you eating the paper it's wrapped in?"

".............. It's not the sausage skin?"

"No. That is paper. Paper. You are eating paper. Also, you just ate the Hillshire Farms STICKER attached to the paper."

Caitlin10081989
by Ruby Member on Jan. 24, 2012 at 12:34 PM

bump

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