Forced to go to bible study

[LilithofEden]

I was like brain ʻforced sexual incounterʻ here. Seriously, I have a question to all of you "believers," if adam and eve were the only two people god created, they ʻinserted a penis into a vaginaʻ and made babies that ʻinserted their penises into each others vaginas, assuming one person has only one sexual organ at a timeʻ, isnʻt that serious incest???! I read something about how god made their DNA perfect, so ʻinserting brotherly penises into sisterly vaginasʻ was totally cool and wouldnʻt cause mutations. At what point did their DNA mutate? By that logic, any person we ʻinsert our penis into/have a penis inserted intoʻ is somehow related to us and weʻre all the products of incest. Who really believes that?! I also got lectured on how there was a human foot print found next to a dinosaur foot print. Really? Who thinks humans existed at the same time as dinosaurs? LMFAO @ you.

[shivasgirl]

 glad you enjoyed yourself

 

[LilithofEden]

Quoting shivasgirl:

 glad you enjoyed yourself

 

I played along quite well. I know what they want me to say. They think theyʻre converting me. And I get a great nanny who works for like $2 an hour out of it. Weʻre all happy! ^.^

[cLanief]

hahahahahahahhaahahahahhahaha yup we had dinos as pets till we ate all of them hahhaha

[LilithofEden]

If "god" cares for all of us, then why does "he" allow children to be raped and people to starve? What kind of fucked up creator is that?

[kittn370]

This really cracked me up:

Really? Who thinks humans existed at the same time as dinosaurs? LMFAO @ you.

[Yellowlily333]

Well, this is not very nice. I dont mind differences of opinion but... To answer your question I do believe it. As much as incest freaks me and most everyone else out NOW- for a LONG time wayy past the Bible days, incest was common place!

[BbyGrlPickles]

I'm not a "believer" AT ALL and I'm completely against it... But even *I* know that coulda been said a little more gracefully...

[Piskie]

lol.

So you've found some of the stranger ones then... Yes, there is a footprint of a human next to a dino. They made it in a lab and it's totally fake... ~shrug~

Some people are strange.

[LizzieAnnesMom]

Hey I think you could have been a little more rude and condescending towards others beliefs. Why dont you try to write it again?

And brain raped? Have fun with that statement.

[LilithofEden]

Quoting Yellowlily333:

Well, this is not very nice. I dont mind differences of opinion but... To answer your question I do believe it. As much as incest freaks me and most everyone else out NOW- for a LONG time wayy past the Bible days, incest was common place!

So why was it okay then and itʻs not okay now? By that logic, itʻs not a sin to fuck your brother then right?