You know you married a redneck...

[Mamie_85]

When you're thinking Tiffany for Valentines day and he's thinking camo print lingerie....

Sigh.

Add your own!

[dd_doodle]

He uses his rifle scope as binoculars.

[chickychatter]

When he uses your earrings as a fish hook

[jaydensmom1726]

you know your a redneck (or married to one) when a trip to cableas is a romantic date night

[JZB]

when he can drink a beer without the cig leaving his mouth

[Mamie_85]

Lol!

When I read the scope thing to dh he said "well...yeah." LOL

[Mamie_85]

Ours is the local farm supply store lol

Quoting jaydensmom1726:

you know your a redneck (or married to one) when a trip to cableas is a romantic date night

[Mamie_85]

Yep! Mine can do that too. He's so suave sometimes it blows me away insert eye roll here lol

Goes with his using his forearm to open beer bottles lol

Quoting JZB:

when he can drink a beer without the cig leaving his mouth

[ff-princess]

my husband would like to join in.  he said, "when she's a better shot than you, and doesn't mind taking out the local wildlife when necessary."

[JZB]

I can't say my DH can.  He's a want to be redneck

Quoting Mamie_85:

Yep! Mine can do that too. He's so suave sometimes it blows me away insert eye roll here lol

Goes with his using his forearm to open beer bottles lol

Quoting JZB:

when he can drink a beer without the cig leaving his mouth

[dd_doodle]

We take the kids there for entertainment purposes lol!

Quoting Mamie_85:

Ours is the local farm supply store lol

Quoting jaydensmom1726:

you know your a redneck (or married to one) when a trip to cableas is a romantic date night