While I'm sitting here replying to posts when my darling boy child comes running down stairs hysterically crying. Here is how the last few minutes of my life went.
Me: what is going on? Why aren't you in bed?
Boy child: brother got your buzzer and put it in the toilet. ))crying((( I tried to get it out but he flushed!!!!!!!
Me: what are you talking about? Shakes head while walking upstairs. I walk in to find my Lelo box on the floor strangely empty. OHH my buzzer! GOD DAMN IT.
So now I sit outside their door making sure they don't execute anymore of my good time gadgets and wait for their father so I can blame him for making devil spawn.
Me: what is going on? Why aren't you in bed?
Boy child: brother got your buzzer and put it in the toilet. ))crying((( I tried to get it out but he flushed!!!!!!!
Me: what are you talking about? Shakes head while walking upstairs. I walk in to find my Lelo box on the floor strangely empty. OHH my buzzer! GOD DAMN IT.
So now I sit outside their door making sure they don't execute anymore of my good time gadgets and wait for their father so I can blame him for making devil spawn.
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on Feb. 3, 2012 at 11:29 PM
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on Feb. 3, 2012 at 11:32 PM
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Oh my!! I remember when my now 17 yr old ds was 3 found mine. He came out with it up to his ear and said I found a ear sagger. I about died.
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on Feb. 3, 2012 at 11:35 PM
Yeah, this? I am laughing so hard if that's what it was...
Quoting 2.b.con.10.Ud:Lelo box?? A vibrator?
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Ruby Member
on Feb. 4, 2012 at 12:25 AM
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Yes it was my vibrator. I shall have a funeral service on sunday and ask to be forgiven for my blasphemy. )))cries(((
On a positive note I will be using this as black mail. I shall call them the fun box elimination squad.
On a positive note I will be using this as black mail. I shall call them the fun box elimination squad.
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Ruby Member
on Feb. 4, 2012 at 12:27 AM
Omg. I am.laughing so hard and thanking the heavens that all my toys are in a locked drawer.
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